The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Futures Market

[BarrelORum]

The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Market

This is simple. If you are selling it means you believe better things will happen hence "less butt hurt". So you are cashing in now on what the butt hurt is worth.

If you're buying, you believe the amount of butt hurt is bound to go up hence you're investing in the butt hurt.

You can buy and/or sell multiple times during the season.

The Market is Now Open.
Buying or Selling?

 

[savbandjacket]

We've got to know what the set expectation is before buying or selling. And there are sub markets. For example, regardless of the popular expectation for the uga game, I buy BFuts (tm) in spades.

 

[coit]

I am buying, obviously. Butthurt always increases as a function of time with the lousy fanbase we have.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

Buying butthurt futures for this thread specifically.

 

[cyptomcat]

Nerd

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Is this a happy fairy butt party?

 

[05GTCorndog]

 

[BarrelORum]

We've got to know what the set expectation is before buying or selling. And there are sub markets. For example, regardless of the popular expectation for the uga game, I buy BFuts (tm) in spades.

I'm selling butthurt futures. I'll be a buyer around game 5. Just because we win a game doesn't mean butt hurt cannot increase, and vice versa.

 

[JJacket]

How about öööö you asshole?

 

[BarrelORum]

How about öööö you asshole?

So you're selling.

 

[Architorture23]

I'd sell but I don't have any yet.

 

[GTCrew4b]

I'm selling big time. This is gonna be a magical year. Potentially fairy-like

 

[BarrelORum]

I'd sell but I don't have any yet.

Everyone has some to sell. It's called being a GT fan in past years. You've gotten some stock certificates for sure.

 

[JJacket]

So you're selling.

Pretty much.

Dammit, USuCk sucks.

 

[jdubjacket]

I'm going to play the butthurt market. I'll sell the first three games and then buy them all up when we play VT and keep buying throughout the season, and then cash out after the inevitable UGA and bowl loss. I'll finally be able to quit StingTalk.

 

[BioJacket06]

I'll buy after game 3.

 

[Akinji07]

Y'all don't know how futures work. You don't have to own the commodity of butthurt to buy or sell the futures.

You have to own butthurt to sell butthurt in spot market.

 

[jdubjacket]

Y'all don't know how futures work. You don't have to own the commodity of butthurt to buy or sell the futures.

You have to own butthurt to sell butthurt in spot market.

Perhaps we should treat butthurts like options?

 

[05GTCorndog]

Who will Beestorm put in charge to regulate the butthurt market?

 

[BarrelORum]

Who will Beestorm put in charge to regulate the butthurt market?

I regulate the market jackass. As such I will remove myself from being a buyer or seller as that could be a conflict of interests.