Stingtalk committed to raising awareness of awareness

WracerX

WracerX

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Recent walks, runs, bake sales, and ribbon wearing with the intention of raising awareness of various conditions, illnesses, social trends, and picadillos, have brought to light a disturbing trend in modern society. People have simply become unaware of awareness. Stingtalk must confront this trend and reverse it.

From now on, when you walk, walk with the intention of raising awareness. When you cook, raise awareness. When you poo, everyday at 9:30 in your special end stall 20 minutes after the cleaning lady has left, poo with the knowledge that you are making everyone more aware of your awareness of their awaredness. Yes, that's right, the new awareness of awareness is awaredness.

Rise up Stingtalk and don your neon yellow, eggshell, and off navy ribbon of awaredness. Wear it proudly, knowing how much you are doing to help America.
 
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I accept your big cry of awaredness. Cry on brother. Cry on.
 
WracerX said:
On Nov 17,2006 it was me. And I knew it at the time.
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I remember a time when I am near 100% certain I was the daily winner, and I don't remember the day but do remember the school year. It was most likely in the Spring of 1984, and I was living in Folk. It was one long log that wrapped around and around the bowl. Must've weighed close to 5 lbs.
 
This offseason thread is better than most of the others on the front page at the moment. Thanks for raising awareness of it.
 
A special thank you to everyone who attended the Stingtalk awareness luncheon. You are truely awaredness warriors, and heros one and all.

And a special thanks to GTRules' mom who has pledged to Raise awareness as she continues to welcome home all the seamen in the US Navy.
 
Be-awarer Beware Warning: Being too aware can cause anxiety, realization of lack of worth and other safe-space infringements. Use caution so that your awareness not bully you into perhaps factual, but not pleasant, realizations


A message from the Safe Space Administration
 
I heed your warning @BuzzCzar. But it is too late. If I had been aware of the [emoji90]talk in this thread, I would never have read it. Now my awaredness of these things is more awareness than I prefer to be aware of. Definitely some unpleasant realizations.
 
I say we take the funds raised from awareness of awarness, and contibute them to The Human Fund
 
Be aware that this thread has nothing to do with football, yet is in a football forum.
 
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