CPJ Caption Contest

[JoltinJacket]

So much going on this thread...

CPJ sandwiched between his BFF's Richt & Cuttcliffe.
Fedora's beard
Justin Thomas on his tip-toes in the back row

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

So much going on this thread...

CPJ sandwiched between his BFF's Richt & Cuttcliffe.
Fedora's beard
Justin Thomas on his tip-toes in the back row

The words they told us at freshmen orientation seem to come to mind here.

 

[coit]

Richt:

And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Larry Fedora doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.


(He's sporting Chuck Norris style facial hair. Joke is in the word.)

 

[gth874t]

The only thing uglier than Richt's face is Richt's tie.

 

[coit]

Larry Fedora doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.


(He's sporting Chuck Norris style facial hair. Joke is in the word.)

I thought it was Chuck Norris on first glance.

 

[ibeeballin]

The only thing uglier than Richt's face is Richt's tie.

Wrong shade of green

 

[Architorture23]

PJ is worried about the two NOI guys on the ends of the 2nd and 3rd rows.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Wrong shade of skin

He has a spray tan stain on the side of his head that looks like a birthmark.

 

[Diseqc]

Lost to last year, CPJ, lost to last year, lost to last year, lost to last year

 

[gth874t]

"Damn the sample size...full troll ahead!" - Admiral Ackbar

 

[Diseqc]

lol

"Damn the sample size...full troll ahead!" - Admiral Ackbar

Sample size huh?

2 game losing streak to Cutcliffe
Traditional bitch to Richt
2 game losing streak to Fedora
Lost only game vs Narduzzi

 

[ClydeBrick]

Don't know what CPJ is thinking, but St. Richt is thinking; I sure wish Conley dropped that pass in 2012.

 

[ScionOfSouthland]

Cutcliffe manspread CPJ two years in a row. Where's the will to fight, Paul?

And, Richt, seriously? You live in Miami now. Why do you still need to spray tan?

 

[WracerX]

I thought it was Chuck Norris on first glance.

I thought it was a Men's Warehouse commercial.

 

[spandex]

Unspoken thoughts:

Richt: They said that the Hurricanes' Team IQ dropped a lot when I came here, but Ugags' didn't budge. I wonder what that means.

CPJ: That hideous tie Richt is wearing makes it look like a stream of mucus is pouring out of his neck.

Cutcliffe: Somebody cut blocked me in the hall.

 

[BranMart]

Kid behind Richt: Is that Chuck Norris?

 

[User 8976]

You can barely see cutcliffe's panty lines, right Russ?

 

[00Burdell]

Cutcliffe manspread CPJ two years in a row. Where's the will to fight, Paul?

Duke beat the spread two years in a row. So there you go.

 

[THWG247]

Cuntcliff has Such a punchable face