Official Friday Night Games Thread Episode 7: FNACCM+P12AD

The last guy in on that sack seemed a tad late. Could have been a penalty
 
If Syracuse can finish at least +2 in the turnover margin, they've got a chance.
 
And score on every drive, yes.

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Syracuse, I want you to think about this game. You're hosting the #2 team in the nation, on national television, with no real competition for the eyes of football fans. You're an FBS team whether you look like one or not, so it's always been possible that you could pull some wacky upset. And now I want you to think about what you're wearing. With your best chance at getting seen doing something that ends up in compilation videos in December rather than something set to Benny Hill, you made a conscious decision to come out in screen-printed colored jerseys that look like you got a deal from some guy in a parking lot, with colored pants that are darker than your home jersey. I want you to continue thinking about this until you understand where you went wrong, and then correct it so that we might watch you again someday without the risk of breaking a nail when we move as quickly as possible to gouge out our eyes. Afterwards, maybe fix your whole football program? But that part is up to you. Anyway, best of luck with your other hobbies.
 
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