Open practice - long line to get in

bandman

Damn Good Rat
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You’d think after all these years I’d expect us to know what we are doing to get people in.

Standing now in a long line to wait to be screened, which won’t begin until 10am. How hard to go ahead and screen folks in so we can immediately sit down at the top of the hour? The street is blocked off anyway.

Great marketing to your most dedicated fans/season ticket holders.
 
So, has it been worth the wait?

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Lots of Read option out of the gun

Player culture is evident. These guys are fighting for each other.

Staff is high energy and coaching after every play

Lots of guys getting reps.


All gold three stripe unis

I saw a tight end on your mom
 
Every down is third down? Or something. I can’t quite absorb the down/distance concept and switching fields.

Offense is gold. Defense is white. No 1st and 2nd team.
 
Lots of Read option out of the gun

Player culture is evident. These guys are fighting for each other.

Staff is high energy and coaching after every play

...I saw a tight end

Don't throw away your credibility with jokes like your last point. Just say you saw Bigfoot instead. More believable.
 
Why screen anybody - just let people in.

Just because some dork who's entire job is screening people says everyone needs to be screened doesn't mean everyone actually needs to be screened.
 
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