What are you thankful to Clemson for?

[WracerX]

”Clemson Mom” sticker makes finding rest area hookers so much easier along the I-95 corridor.

-Long Haul Truckers

 

[WracerX]

Providing every college bound kid in the southeast a safety nets school.

-HS College Counselors

 

[WracerX]

Plenty of drunk students to practice tattooing.

-Prison tattooists

 

[WracerX]

All the devil’s threesome videos.

-Pornhub

 

[JJacket]

For making my SPSU degree look Ivy League

 

[WracerX]

For beating down our bully.

-uGa (and the rest of the SEC)

 

[WracerX]

For providing the perfect environment for studying the transmission of STDs.

-The CDC

 

[gtchief]

I'm thankful they still bring $2 bills to us every other year to prove their worth. Even though the game is mandatory we've ingrained the fear of dropping the series into them.

 

[WracerX]

For providing exactly the right kind of education to help us retire young.

-NFL Agents

 

[WracerX]

I'm thankful they still bring $2 bills to us every other year to prove their worth.

-Swinging Richards

 

[JJacket]

For bushogging 85 south from Greenville to Atlanta on their way to the game and bushogging the northbound side on their way home.

 

[ciegetanks]

Can it be anything else?

 

[coit]

For providing an amply supply of mouth breathers to study.

-- American Association for Respiratory Care

 

[coit]

For providing an ample supply of college-educated landscapers.

--HOAs everywhere

 

[RamblinWreck09]

For the proliferation of purple uniforms.

-Barney the Dinosaur

 

[77GTFan]

For loving to spell as much as they do.

 

[originalwombat]

For being ok with being referred to as "The Auburn of the East"

-Auburn

 

[RamblinWreck09]

For being ok with being referred to as "The Auburn of the East"

-Auburn

"Auburn of the East" is a helluva lot better than "Clemson of the West"

 

[jacket67]

Not letting parenthood get in the way of a good party.

 

[jacket67]

Loving some rock.