I've decided the perfect scenario since it seems to be inevitable that these two will be teammates.
Since Calvin is amazing and Stafford is mentally challenged, but has a great arm, Stafford throws a ton of deep balls to Calvin, giving CJ 2,000 receiving yards on the season and the league MVP, but all of Staffy's other passes that require touch or short routes to another receiver are awful, leading to quotes like, "Stafford's not very good, but Calvin Johnson's so amazing he makes him look alright."
Go Calvin. Boo corky.