Caption Contest: Johnson's thoughts on Richt (see photo)

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Johnson: "I ain't buyin what your selling..."
Richt: "So how many tight ends you recruiting this year.."
Johnson: "You think you could get your wife to pour me a cup of ice water....Shaken not stirredd....cough...45-42. See you in November Ricky boy!"
 
Johnson's closing comments to Richt:
Johnson is similarly dismissive of other skeptics, saying most don’t even understand his offense.
“People don’t understand, and people who don’t understand things are never going to accept it,” he said. “So it’s like you just move on.” NEXT!
(words w/in quotes taken directly from article link: http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/gatech/stories/2009/06/13/georgia_tech_uga.html)
"Next" my words....Quote said it all....Never gonna get it never gonna get it!
 
Richt: "I held the position of quarterback coach and offensive coordinator at Florida State University under Bobby Bowden, then I moved up to take the head coaching position at the University of Georgia. In summary, I think my qualifications enable me to fulfill your available graduate assistant position."
 
RamblinWreck09 said:
Richt: "I held the position of quarterback coach and offensive coordinator at Florida State University under Bobby Bowden, then I moved up to take the head coaching position at the University of Georgia. In summary, I think my qualifications enable me to fulfill your available graduate assistant position."
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RamblinWreck09 said:
Richt: "I held the position of quarterback coach and offensive coordinator at Florida State University under Bobby Bowden, then I moved up to take the head coaching position at the University of Georgia. In summary, I think my qualifications enable me to fulfill your available graduate assistant position."
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Johnson: "However, Richt, your association with the later nullifies any experience, qualifications, or intellectual apptitute you might have gained in previous endevours." Next!:biggthumpup:
 
i saw that online on Sunday, and sent the following to some of my dawg and Jacket pals...

PJ: Hey, punk, dont mess with my players.If I want them, I get them!!!

StRicht: Sorry, PJ, it wont happen again, here will you please still shake my hand??

PJ: Hell no, you been scratching your flea-infested nutts all day, get outta my face!
 


Richt: So you see Paul, when you're playing in the SEC you can't focus too much on your out of conference opponents otherwise you'll be overtaken for the SEC championship and once you have the SEC championship you have the national championship.
Johnson: Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Georgia Tech the last game on your schedule?
Richt: But the grueling season of SEC football took such a toll on our players we--
Johnson (cutting Richt off): So you couldn't recover during your Bye week right before GT?
Richt: But now that LSU--
Johnson (again cutting Richt off): Watched our special teams give them the ball while they held us to a stingy 314 yards? By the way, how did that SEC championship that you spent all your time preparing for turn out?
Richt (now angry): Oh yeah, well I'm gonna show you and that high school offense of yours who's boss when November comes around! This time in YOUR house! You'll see, OHHH YOU'LL SEE!!!
Johnson: Oh I'll see something alright. I'll see my foot 3 feet up you ass while my third string puts 30 points on the board in the 4th quarter.
Richt: HA!!! My elite SEC defense will shut you out!!!
Johnson: More like shut YOU up. By the way, send me a postcard from the Big 10 after UGA gives you the boot. I've got more important people to talk to. Have fun in the Preparation H Hemorroid bowl.
Richt (yelling as PJ walks away): You'll see!!!! You'll all see!!!! You and Mark Bradley!!!!
 
My bitch better have my money
Through rain, sleet, or snow
My whore better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
'Cause if she don't,
I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

Quoth the Flyguy
 
"In my seminar 'Buying Bail Bonds on eBay,' you'll learn the secrets of the SEC masters!"
 
For Mark Richt, last season was the sound of one hand clapping.
 


cmr: I just dont understand why i keep taking it in the pants year after year about Florida, and now ive got to worry about you guys over in Atlanta, my players couldnt color a polar bear in a room full of white paint and my wife keeps making me wear these effin lavender and pink ties, im really coming to the end of my rope.....
CPJ: (is this asshat still talking?)
 
CMR: You see, there's just nothing better than a Ford F-150.
CPJ: Uh-huh...
 
CMR: Actually I blame myself for the GT loss. See, me and wifey were at Dalton West Carpets all day Friday shopping.

CPJ: Pussy....
 
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