Miami self-imposing postseason ban?

Allen Koholic said:
I feel like I've seen this play out somewhere else before...

Tech goes out on the town, picks up a couple of homely girls with glaring birth defects (UVA has a unibrow and an Adam's apple, Maryland has a fake leg and a constant urinary tract itch, Presbyterian might actually have an extra chromosome). We sex these ladies up for a few hours, and we're feeling pretty good because we got over our dry spell, even if the girls were three-baggers and they put out like it's a charity.

UNC ain't a three-bagger. They're not even solid 7, nor do they receive the standing plus-2 from simply walking on campus. They're a 400-pound impotent silverback and they are angry with God because they were born with an abnormally large piece of female equipment that rhymes with a lady's name. And they've been waiting around for two weeks for someone to walk into their dive-bar of a stadium and they're gonna bone us. Hard. I don't really see any outcome to this game that doesn't end with my beloved school shivering on a piss-stained Shoney's bathroom floor, wearing a mop head as a wig with the mop handle jammed squarely up our ass.

Better?
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Much better....:hispanugh:
 
Miami hasn't decided yet. I can assure you that the ACC is not going to let them decide to NOT play the game.

But, this is another reason why we should play UGA up front or drop the game completely.
 
Is there any chance that VT and Duke will self-impose post season bans this year, too? If so, we can make a run at this thing
 
Yes, let's drop our historic rival that we've played for over one hundred years, because a bunch of douche-bags in South Florida are trying to game the system during a season when our team sucks an entire bag of dicks.
 
ContactBuzz said:
Is there any chance that VT and Duke will self-impose post season bans this year, too? If so, we can make a run at this thing
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Any chance the top 50 teams in the nation will self-impose post season bans this year....if so, we will dominate....
 
gtzulu said:
Knowing Miami, they're probably waiting to see if they will make it to the ACCCG. If not, they'll impose the postseason ban. If so, they won't.
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If they pulled this stunt and I was the NCAA, I'd give them an extra post season ban just for insulting my intelligence.
 
It's not going to happen. But I also don't want to be handed something we don't deserve. If we took it then we might as well also agree that 2009 championship didn't happen. ---- ncaa.

Just beat Georgia or at least show up to the game and I'll still be proud of the Jackets.
 
Allen Koholic said:
I feel like I've seen this play out somewhere else before...

Tech goes out on the town, picks up a couple of homely girls with glaring birth defects (UVA has a unibrow and an Adam's apple, Maryland has a fake leg and a constant urinary tract itch, Presbyterian might actually have an extra chromosome). We sex these ladies up for a few hours, and we're feeling pretty good because we got over our dry spell, even if the girls were three-baggers and they put out like it's a charity.

UNC ain't a three-bagger. They're not even solid 7, nor do they receive the standing plus-2 from simply walking on campus. They're a 400-pound impotent silverback and they are angry with God because they were born with an abnormally large piece of female equipment that rhymes with a lady's name. And they've been waiting around for two weeks for someone to walk into their dive-bar of a stadium and they're gonna bone us. Hard. I don't really see any outcome to this game that doesn't end with my beloved school shivering on a piss-stained Shoney's bathroom floor, wearing a mop head as a wig with the mop handle jammed squarely up our ass.

Better?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

:heelclick: sorry i just couldn't resist.
 
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