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Dabo: Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant." When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle. And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free. Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was going somewhere, I was running! [Sound cuts out, he continues talking for 4 more minutes, sound cuts back in] That's all I have to say about that.
 
Dabo: "We have something called an 'offense' at Clemson. Les please don't look so baffled, I will explain it to you. See, an offense is where you have a QB that complete a forward pass and someone who can catch said pass."

Miles: Huh, I'll have to look into that. Down here at LSU we've spent our time working on this thing called 'defense'. That's what you do when you don't want to give up 70 pts in a bowl game.
 
"It was really nice of you to dye your hair Clemson orange for this bowl game".
 
"Les Miles and Dabo Sweeny sit down to discuss their upcoming match up."
 
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