COFH: Noon, SEC Network

You could just sleep in that decrepit gym. Assuming the ceiling hasn't caved in, you've got a decent chance of it not collapsing that night and killing you in your sleep. The place hasn't seen a can of Lysol since the first Bush was president but the smell in there is still better than anywhere else in Athens.

A caved in stinky Bush?
 
Great, so we get the honor of being the first Non-SEC power conference team to get to play on SEC Network. (actually Indiana's beating of Missouri..was on there too). We should feel so proud :rolleyes:

Seriously, i haven't watched much on there... are the announcers going to be total SEC homers? Is that were Brent said his "SEC is the best conference...deal with it" line?
 
As long as they ask, "Where is the sting in these yellow jackets?"
 
As long as they ask, "Where is the sting in these yellow jackets?"


Wait until we hear about how we aren't a third and long team.

Of course, I hope to never be in a third and long situation. My dream game for us is this.

No turnovers
No turnovers on downs
No punts
No FG's
No Missed FG's
Butker kicking about 10 kickoffs through the back of the endzone.
Get a few picks
 
Yep. Matt freakin Stinchcomb is the commentator. Can't make this crap up.
 
JJacket said:
Of course, I hope to never be in a third and long situation. My dream game for us is this.

No turnovers
No turnovers on downs
No punts
No FG's
No Missed FG's
Butker kicking about 10 kickoffs through the back of the endzone.
Get a few picks

Win by at least 100 points, Richt is fired immediately after, UGag put on probation for lack of academic integrity, video of Aaron Murray crying after the game, Larry Munson publicly shamed for being both a sexist and a racist, stadium partially collapses (with no one in it) after being "repaired" by Ugag "engineers".
 
I just mean... my tv will be on mute...that is of course until Tech is up by 21 pts. Well.. after last year's game, I'll just keep it on mute. Just in case.
 
Does sec network mean some channel way in the back of the line up, or does it mean something like raycom where one of the local stations will have the game? Because sec network can really mean espn on a random channel.
 
Why would you stay there any longer than absolutely necessary?

Drive up Friday night, drill some UGA sorority quiff (and wouldn't you know it, even at my advanced age, I do know a sorority girl or two at Georgia right now), throw back a bottle or two of Jack Daniel's, a few hours of sleep, hit Waffle House and walk over to the stadium to watch a grade A ass kicking from the boys in gold helmets.
 
Drive up Friday night, drill some UGA sorority quiff (and wouldn't you know it, even at my advanced age, I do know a sorority girl or two at Georgia right now), throw back a bottle or two of Jack Daniel's, a few hours of sleep, hit Waffle House and walk over to the stadium to watch a grade A ass kicking from the boys in gold helmets.


Only one of those things is going to happen. Well, maybe 2 if you count the driving up Friday night.
 
Does sec network mean some channel way in the back of the line up, or does it mean something like raycom where one of the local stations will have the game? Because sec network can really mean espn on a random channel.

SEC Network is its own channel. On DirecTv its all the way in the back on 611. For reference the other sports channels are from 206 to around 220.
 
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