Paul Johnson Takes Questions

What game? That's in the past. The past is a lie your mind tells you to quiet death whispering into the mind's ear.
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CPJ needs to use that during the next press conference just to see what people say.
 
white&gold said:
"It's never as good or bad as it seems"

"Well, thats why you play the games"

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One of those 3 comments are in practically every CPJ presser.
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You forgot "Well, it's like anything else.."
 
"I'll kill you all. Go Jackets." was my favorite line.
 
He also says "when you're dealing with 18 to 22 year olds...." frequently
 
We should make a fake interview with CPJ
 
StingTalk: Coach, what is it that you like so much about NCIS?
Coach Paul Johnson: It's like with everything else; that Gibbs fella - he'll punch ya right in the mouth. He's a great teacher and motivator, and runs the best squad around. Plus, the Navy connection, it was good times up there.

ST: Why don't we have really awesome uniforms and a better brand than Russell? How do you think this will affect recruiting and our performance in the ACC Championship game?
CPJ: The uniforms are never as good or as bad as they seem. The kids put em on the same way no matter what color or pattern they are; at least thats what we see when we look at the tape.

ST: Who do you think will be the next Georgie Dwag player arrested and for what - this is for a pool, dont worry, not a big deal.
CPJ: Well, I probably shouldn't answer that question given the NCAA's fondness for screwing us over nothing, but what the hell - punch 'em in the face, that's what I say, and I say that's probably what Nick Chubb will do at a nightclub and be cited for Simple Assault.

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Gaudin: "I think it was Byerly that said, and I think he got it right, 'I might be the Touchdown Vulture but Coach Johnson is a claw hammer.."

CPJ: He's right Brandon. I am a claw hammer... I'm so tired of critics pretending like my offense isn't just perfect and just winning every second, and not just perfect - it's delivering the goods at every turn. Look what I'm dealing with, Brandon. I'm dealing with fools and trolls for ACC refs. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just b-back dives all day before my first cup of whiskey. Georgia fans lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show from your parole officer's office.

Brandon: What about the o-line in 2013. Did the team had alligator arms?

CPJ : "I have cleansed myself and the team of attitude problems. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured it myself. The complaints are the work of guys obsessed with class rings and uniform colors The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. The bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as the University of Georgia (sic) reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math ... another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us. Go Dawgs!' Newsflash: we are special, and we will never be one of you! I have a disease? I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done.

Brandon:You look like you're having a lot of fun.
CPJ: I'm gonna hang out at Cheetah club with these two smoking hotties and fly around the world. It might be lonely up at the top but I sure like the view!
 
ST: Can you give us some insight on special teams?

CPJ: Sure, they do what they do. In our system, they are that extra salt in the wound. Take last week for example. Kicky McCrappo there is good from 60 yards, easy. I've seen it practice. But after they used that time out to ice him, I said "Kicky, put that thing just barely over the cross bar. That way it will hurt more. "

Hell, we weren't even going to bring the punter to Charlottte. But he's averaging something like 10 yards a carry, so he's in.
 
ST: Coach, coming into the season there was some concern about your relationship with athletic director Mike Bobinski, care to tell us a little about what that was like, how it has changed over the course of the season, and how you think that may have affected you and the team?

Coach: "No."
 
Coach, could you talk about the defense?

CPJ: I could. But I'm not.
 
Brandon: coach, did you think it was over when Georgia scored blare in the 4th?
CPJ: my mama always said "it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I turned around, looked at Holly Rowe. She wasn't singing, so I knew it wasn't over."
 
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