Boston College Highlights*

[WracerX]

Have the potential to be as successful as Notre Dame*

* assuming that they can ever be as successful as UMass first

 

[WracerX]

Have some hot coeds*

* who can't get laid on campus since the release of Pokemon Go

 

[WracerX]

First openly transgendered QB*

*who lost 2 ACCCGs

 

[WracerX]

Voted top university without 'university' in its name*


*excluding GT and the service academies

 

[WracerX]

One of the most prolific offenses in the ncaa*

* according to
tac ncaa_offensive_rankings.txt

 

[WracerX]

Excellent job prospects *

* assuming your resume reads Boston University

 

[WracerX]

As difficult to get into as Harvard*

*thanks to the tireless efforts of the BC security patrol

 

[WracerX]

Great place to get defensive reps*

* Love, BC offense

 

[WracerX]

Jam packed trophy case*

* in a sport the rest of the ACC couldn't care less about**

** except Pitt***

*** FU Pitt

 

[WracerX]

Never say die attitude on offense *

* because the dead don't speak

 

[WracerX]

Doctoral opportunities in advancing the English language *

* the silent R and when to use it

 

[WracerX]

Least hated team in the ACC*

*among the subset of people who know BC is actually in the ACC (for real)

 

[GTRules]

WracerX is the best poster on Stingtalk.

The rest of y'all suck in comparison.

 

[andrew]

Have some hot coeds*

* who can't get laid on campus since the release of Pokemon Go

That looks like one of the women who put on every single college's shirt to sell on websites.

 

[beej67]

Terrible place to buy cocktails*




*unless you like cosmopolitans

 

[WracerX]

Truely unique mascot*

*compared to mundane tigers or inbred bulldogs

 

[WracerX]

Second best maroon and gold team*

*within the division

 

[WracerX]

Offense not likely to cause 3 hr erection*

*unless you're Chan Gailey

 

[WracerX]

Located in greatest professional sports city*

*not named New York

 

[WracerX]

Number 1 safety school*

*for Connecticut high school stoners