Week 10 Schadenfreude

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Was out of the office most of last week, here's your week 10 meltdowns. I can hardly wait on the saltiness of this week's meltdowns. Until then, enjoy:

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/11/8/13552216/nsfw-it-s-meltdown-time-week-10

Highlights
aTm
We've improved from collapsing in October to November.
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Walmart sells better tackles in the fishing section than our defense produces.
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I don't know how to feel. Think I'll go the LSU route and just cut my ööööing dick off right now.
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Baylor
We wore black because it's our funeral
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Update: currently sitting in Baylor's student union building surrounded by posters telling me not to rape anyone. Freshman in their yellow jerseys just walked by crying. Michigan/Maryland game is on TV instead. :'(
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Flurda
We needs to punt here and get their offense back out there
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McElwain looks like he could get you a real good deal on a 1998 Isuzu Amigo no money down no credit check and he'll even throw in a spare tire.
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Kentucky vs Alabama should be a great SEC championship game
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LSU
Honestly. If Coach O actually answered a reporter with "Yaw Yaw Yaw Football" would we even notice?
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I'm gonna play NCAA after this and just run the score up on Bama
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Bama may have more championships than us but that just means more trophies they have to keep clean. So who's the real winner?
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I'm concerned VT isn't going to make the cut this week due to so many other upsets.
 
Deke said:
I'm concerned VT isn't going to make the cut this week due to so many other upsets.
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If only Techsideline didn't suck so bad, then I'd be willing to pull some of their tears over here. öööö those hokes for having such a ööööty message board.
 
Yes it would be nice for more #VTtears but I can not wait to see the Clemson meltdown.
 
JacketFan77 said:
If only Techsideline didn't suck so bad, then I'd be willing to pull some of their tears over here. öööö those hokes for having such a ööööty message board.
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I am about to stur some öööö up on Techsideline with this post.

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We lost because..

1) We had subs in on situations on special teams where they have had limited snaps

2) Offense was so over sensitive to the limited possessions they felt like they had to go 100% on third down and made mental errors

3) On Defense, key penalities on the secondary to extend drives and Bud didn't have the same success he has experienced in other years in this annual chess match with Johnson.

4) Talent Gap.Yea, we had too much talent. They had limited talent. So they were forced to play a scheme. Our talent tried to make plays and ended up making mistakes in an attempt to out talent a team playing a scheme to neutralize talent.
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Posted: 11/14/2016 at 12:32PM


I love number 4!
 
Shake N Bake said:
We lost because..

1) We had subs in on situations on special teams where they have had limited snaps

2) Offense was so over sensitive to the limited possessions they felt like they had to go 100% on third down and made mental errors

3) On Defense, key penalities on the secondary to extend drives and Bud didn't have the same success he has experienced in other years in this annual chess match with Johnson.

4) Talent Gap.Yea, we had too much talent. They had limited talent. So they were forced to play a scheme. Our talent tried to make plays and ended up making mistakes in an attempt to out talent a team playing a scheme to neutralize talent.
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Posted: 11/14/2016 at 12:32PM


I love number 4!
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Virginia Tech is Georgia Tech in the Upside Down.
 
VT fan claims our ball girl has a better arm than Matthew Jordan:

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Their QB situation always kills me with GT. Their ball girl had a better arm. It was the person who shuttled game balls into the officials, before the game, she is out there throwing 30 yard darts to another manager.

Anyway, this is a second game their QB has pulled a rabbit out of his helmet

One was a prior year at GT, where they completed only one pass, on a miraculous catch by Demaryius Thomas which was crucial in their win.

This year, the guy chucks up a half dozen Billy Kilmer-esque wounded ducks, draws a key PI call on one, has a miracle catch on a key third down on another, and was lucky he didn't have a couple picks, but it somehow works out for them - the few passes they need, they get.

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http://chat.virginiatech.sportswar.com/mid/8185852/board/vtfootball/

Surprised by our O, but not GTs...
I heard many at the tailgates talking about how GTs Qb, backs and OL were out. I knew it wouldnt matter. GT s offense is plug and play top to bottom. Diving at legs takes almost no strengrh, speed or talent. As far as the QB and backs, all you gotta have is two good legs. Dime a dozen. This is the deal GT has made. They pull of a win or two like yesterday every year, they are competitive, every few years they make an ACC run. They cant recruit, and will never be in the playoff, but they are happy to swap peaks and valleys for flat baseline.

Posted: 11/13/2016 at 11:23PM

:bowrofl: We need an agent over there to respond with gifs of our two long TD runs. I guess they'd argue that their entire DL got driven back 3 yards because they were expecting cut blocks. Also lols at the VT fan who responded to him by pointing out that we've won the Coastal twice since their last crown.
 
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