Control 680 for a Day

southendzoneBEE

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The day's broadcast begins with a stirring live rendition of Up with the White and Gold by our band with the lyrics provided by Ludacris. After a moment of silence for all the knees sacrificed to our cause and a recitation of the Good Word, the first show goes live and from here things really go downhill.

The OFFICIAL Morning Show - 6AM to 10AM
Will provide all the coverage our 2016 season did not receive, analyze our recruiting class and examine our prospects for a national title in 2017. I don't know who will host this show and it really doesn't matter since by the end of the first hour it's going to devolve into prolonged volleys of "your mom" and an extended discussion of Joe Hamilton's status as "the best Vad Lee prequel." Since bigcry cannot be visually communicated through radio, when it's needed a button will be pressed to activate the microphone in a dark, filthy closet where we've locked Chuck Dowdle with the corpse of Larry Munson.

Programming Note: Throughout the day, the usual sports news/scores updates will be replaced with short segments wherein Justin Thomas recounts various things he's seen.

The TUFF Mid-Day Show -10AM to 11:30AM, hosted by lawbee
StingTalk meets Mad Money. He provides rapid-fire judgment and advice on which opinions are worth having and which ones may or may not be having a great day. When lawbee wanders out of the studio (still apparently talking to the audience) after twenty minutes and doesn't return, gnats67 will take over the show. Ten minutes later when paramedics and police remove him from the studio and place him on a 1013 involuntary hold, the bigcry closet mic will fill the dead air for the remainder of the time slot.

Programming Note: Over the course of the day we will get live updates from southendzoneBEE, our man on the street. Drunk and armed, he'll be dropped off somewhere in Athens with instructions to find the latest Uga and end his suffering. Since this will complete by the end of the morning show, the remainder of his segments will consist of talking to strangers at the bar about the Packers and take an exciting turn when he runs into Rodrigo Blankenship in the restroom.

The List presented by StubHub - 11:30AM-2PM, hosted by coit
Primarily a call-in show. Listeners can buy and sell anything over the radio from vehicles to children to tickets, provided that they can complete the transactions through constant, authentically hateful berating by coit. In truth, when payment details are arranged off-air, the listeners will be led to send their money to a secret StingTalk PayPal account. The funds will go towards an armored scout car.

Programming Note: A few commercial slots will be sold to Bob Benson, his soliloquys invariably ending with "..this is Bob Benson, talking straight from my JACKET HEART."

Voices of Atlanta - 2PM-4PM, hosted by John Davis
Broadcast live from an undisclosed basement location, John Davis interviews Mark Bradley, Jeff Schultz and Steak Shapiro who have all been given weapons-grade muscle relaxants. For every $100 the listeners donate, John will be given a key to one of numerous storage lockers in the basement. Each locker contains a bottle of vodka and an assortment of tools and weapons.

The Delete In One Hour - 4PM-5PM, hosted by diseqc and demjackets
All the juiciest gossip and rumors are briefly mentioned and immediately retracted and forgotten. Caller questions receive cryptic answers such as "follow the money, that's all I'll say," "I just want my life to go back to normal" and "it is what it is."

The Official Tailgate Thread Show - 5PM-3AM, hosted by whoever shows up
Literally just a few microphones placed around our tailgate setup and an open invitation to all registered StingTalk members to come get wasted and talk about whatever. Listeners will be updated each time someone says they're "on my way there now" and that they "see the flag," and then again when the same member never shows up and isn't heard from again for the rest of the night. By 11PM, the show will have migrated to a decrepit strip club before being forcibly removed by security, who will be heard mumbling "like it's ööööing autism night or something." At 1AM, with a few StingTalkers drunk and lonely in a pitch-black alley, the remainder of the broadcast is unsuitable for minors.

The Georgia Bulldogs Football Report
- 3AM-6AM, hosted by Chuck Dowdle
Live from the bigcry closet, the show begins when a knife is slid beneath the door with a note reading "There is only one way out. Regards, Vince Dooley"
never opened this thread originally haha this is hilarious
 
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