Official Stingtalk Tailgate - Clemson's still a redneck school

If you need help identifying anyone, you can use this picture from last season. Going around the table, from left to right, is coit, JacketBlind, gtMom, GTRules, BuzzCzar, and me.

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That’s not me, it’s your mom
 
I will be bringing the ingredients necessary for "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" shots, because those are shots for real men, and real men show up for their team even when things look grim. Equal parts Jack Daniel's, Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, and Jameson, topped with 151 proof rum. Setting them on fire is optional, but I will be doing that to mine. Come get as many as you want.
I promise I'm gonna come meet you guys at a tailgate soon but I'm gonna be on an 8 day motorcycle ride, starting Saturday. Just do me a favor and don't light any of those flaming shots beneath any of Atlanta's bridges where there are PVC barrels stored, please.
 
You men are disgusting. I'm having brunch and mimosas at Marlows before the game with my besties!
 
Do we drink coit's bourbon before or after he makes it to the bridge?
 
My meetings in Atlanta tomorrow got canceled so I'll be staying in Indiana. Y'all enjoy your wieners and gtmom body shots.
 
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