Waffle House backing GT

The GTAA Bowl game special: you're seated at the Gyro House across from the Waffle House on 5th but if you turn your neck just right, you can see the Waffle House. Todd Stansbury gives you a guilt trip for not ordering the GTAA special when you object.
 
The UNC Special: the cook rips out a page out of a cook book, puts it on a plate, then both you and him receive UNC degrees.

The uGA Special: same thing as the UNC special but you’re both unemployed and living in a trailer park afterward.
 
The Lucas Johnson. Pancakes. Everyone else does pancakes just fine and they look so yummy. The one guy who knew how to make em got hit by a bus last week. No one else can quite figure out the recipe. When you order them, most of the time they never make it to your table. If you complain, the manager will tell you there are three things that can happen when you make pancakes, and two of them are bad.
 
The Tevin Washington. It's a bowl of grits. When you're eating them, you're pissed off that there's nothing more to them. After a few weeks, you remember being pissed off about it but not exactly why. You didn't need anything more. They were cheap and filled you up. And come to think of it you're not sure you've had a better bowl of grits since.
 
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