Caption This Photo Contest

CiraldoForever

Damn Good Rat
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Thought of one: "He came in here wearing that ugly gold tie and holding that ridiculous Waffle House cup. Doesn't he know that Georgia's biggest agricultural crop is Coca-Cola and that our state colors and red and red. Philadelphia? Tech has to get a coach from Philadelphia, when there are plenty of graduate assistants at SEC schools they could have hired. No, sir, I won't be pulling my hands out of my pants to slap this guy on the back. Not me. It's true that I almost won that last election, but I won't come that close again if I'm in a picture with a pushy Yankee talking about taking over something called the ATL. What is that? Sorry, Buddy, but you're not screwing up my voting base in South Georgia. Where is L:arry Munson, when I need him? Oh, yea, he died. Vince! Vince! I need you Vince."
 

gtphd

What a time to be alive
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- My tip is to walk around with this cup. One time they let me use their plane.
- That’s a good one. My tip is to oversee the elections that you’re in. One time I was able to suppress votes for a colored girl who thought she could win.
 

texstinger

Dodd-Like
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“No matter how you look at it, you are surrounded by 2 guys named Geoff. Did your pants just get an extra load.”
 
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