Clemson's pet rock

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Some toothless öööö in South Carolina learned how to read and write and figured out that his computer wasn't a Lite-Brite. He was executed for having new and dangerous ideas, but first he found his way to Wikipedia and managed to tap out an article on the inventor of down syndrome which nails the tone and purpose of an encyclopedia and not a pathetic emotionally charged obituary.

An era at Clemson University ended June 30, 1974, when Frank Howard officially retired from the payroll. Another era ended January 26, 1996, when Howard died at the age of 86 and forever silenced a voice that had been synonymous with Clemson for nearly 65 years. He was the school's best known ambassador.
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Literally nobody on the planet gives the square root of a öööö about Frank Howard or the fossilized dinosaur kidney stone every redneck in that state uses for an infectious disease geocache. Everyone who knows he ever even existed is so glad he's dead they pray for a resurrection so he can die again but in a state of pure agony. I hope that rock falls off at their next fan day and bashes in the skull of some toddler named after Dabo to spare him the realization of the living hell he's been brought into by his mother and sister and his father. I'll slap the dog öööö out of the next moron I see wearing that clipart tiger paw or that "C" in whatever botched abortion of a font those idiots chose when they finally heard about the alphabet. Call the mods, I don't give a öööö.
 
The Jacket said:
Some toothless öööö in South Carolina learned how to read and write and figured out that his computer wasn't a Lite-Brite. He was executed for having new and dangerous ideas, but first he found his way to Wikipedia and managed to tap out an article on the inventor of down syndrome which nails the tone and purpose of an encyclopedia and not a pathetic emotionally charged obituary.

Literally nobody on the planet gives the square root of a öööö about Frank Howard or the fossilized dinosaur kidney stone every redneck in that state uses for an infectious disease geocache. Everyone who knows he ever even existed is so glad he's dead they pray for a resurrection so he can die again but in a state of pure agony. I hope that rock falls off at their next fan day and bashes in the skull of some toddler named after Dabo to spare him the realization of the living hell he's been brought into by his mother and sister and his father. I'll slap the dog öööö out of the next moron I see wearing that clipart tiger paw or that "C" in whatever botched abortion of a font those idiots chose when they finally heard about the alphabet. Call the mods, I don't give a öööö.
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My dad took a öööö on the hill, 8 years ago today come to think of it
 
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