What are you thankful to Clemson for?

I always liked Clemson. One time my son and I went to see Tech play at Clemson. Before the game, we took a tour of John C. Calhoun's house. After the tour, the tour guide asked if anybody had any questions. I raised my had and said, "Can you tell me why an old man like John C. Calhoun would build his house right beside a noisy old football stadium?" She said, "Well, it used to not be very noisy at all." That's why I like Clemson.
 
I'm thankful I got to see Dabo coach his first game against Paul Johnson in Death Valley and lose in a good game.
 
I'm thankful to finally have a championship-caliber program on our schedule since expansion. Iron sharpens iron.
 
I always liked Clemson. One time my son and I went to see Tech play at Clemson. Before the game, we took a tour of John C. Calhoun's house. After the tour, the tour guide asked if anybody had any questions. I raised my had and said, "Can you tell me why an old man like John C. Calhoun would build his house right beside a noisy old football stadium?" She said, "Well, it used to not be very noisy at all." That's why I like Clemson.
“John C. Calhoun and the sorry successionist state of South Carolina.”
- 10th grade Us history teacher.
 
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I’m thankful for the huminatarian work they do providing a college education for the increasing number of total asshats coming out of high school. Asshats need education too.
 
Thankful for all the butter faced South Carolina girls. Funny thing about a South Carolina family tree is the branches will branch out and then come back together.
 
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