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Patenaude Poos Prolifically on Promenade.

Patenaude: "Lucas Johnson had good numbers, was really close to gaining positive yardage on some plays, and wasn't sacked a few times. We're going to let him do the playbook for Temple. We are introducing a new short yardage package featuring the shotgun and an OL composed entirely of kickers and walkons."

#PositionFlexibility #404CoachingNotFound. #AlwaysTakingLosses #SmackTalkChamps #DoOurTalkingOffTheScoreboard #DefendersOnTheEdgeSmotheredCoveredAndChunked
 
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"Georgia Tech Coach Collins in Infamous Company"
(AP) ATLANTA, GA Georgia Tech Football head coach (sic) Geoff Collins has earned a dubious spot in Atlanta sports after his contributions to the Yellow Jackets' loss to the Citadel Bulldogs. Collins, a former snake oil salesman, was presented with a t-shirt with "Hillary for President 2016" and "2016 Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl" and "GT vs. Citadel 2019" emblazoned on the front. Collins also received an offer from the French armed forces to bring his "juice" and "money down" motivational gimmicks as inspiration to the much-maligned military unit. Whether Collins accept the job remains to be seen. He was quoted after the game that he's holding out hope that his Blockbuster stock will come roaring back to take down Netflix.

As for the Yellow Jackets, the future is fairly dim. With Collins locked into a multi-year contract, the Georgia Tech Athletic Department has begun discussions to see if Gardner-Webb will take a buy-out for the 2020 season as it was rumored that they, too, have recently switched to the triple option offense. More news as this situation is developing ...
 
Bark Madley makes a living as a contrarian. I would bet on his next article about Tech having a positive spin.

Well...as positive as is possible at present.
 
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