Quit Complaining and Enjoy The Ride

CiraldoForever

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The complainers on this board make me sick.

We played a good game against the defending national champs.

We avenged last year's embarrassing loss to South Florida.

We would have beaten Citadel, if the refs hadn't made some awful calls against us.

We'll destroy Temple to be 2-2, then win seven games in a row against our remaining ACC schedule to go 9 - 2.

UGA will come into Bobby Dodd Stadium with an arrogant team looking ahead to the SEC Championship Game. They'll be favored by twelve points, but our coaching staff will have us ready and we'll beat them with a last minute field goal to finish the regular season with ten wins.

In the ACC Championship, we'll upset number one Clemson in a rematch. This will avenge our only legitimate loss of the regular season and make us 11-2.

The Playoff Committee will see that we beat every team on our schedule except for The Citadel, which was a fluke loss caused by injuries and a very questionable ejection.

The fourth playoff spot will come down to us and Clemson, which will finish 12-1. The Committee will be swayed by the fact that we beat the Tigers in the ACC Championship Game and had a much more impressive out of conference win than they did.

The four playoff teams will be SEC Champion Georgia (12-1), SEC West Champion Alabama (12-1), Big 10 Champion Ohio State (12-1), and ACC Champion Georgia Tech (11-2). Winners of the PAC 12, Big 12 and Notre Dame will all have 2-losses.

In our semi-final game, we'll beat Alabama, a team Georgia beat in the SEC Championship Game.

Then, in the season's final game, we'll beat Georgia in OT to win Tech's fifth National Championship.

Geoff Collins will win both the National Coach of the Year and The Bobby Dodd Coach of the Year awards. Our offensive and defensive coordinators will share the Frank Broyles Assistant Coach of the Year Award. Georgia will part ways with Kirby Smart.

This will lead to the greatest recruiting class in the history of Georgia Tech.

So, would all of you haters and doubters please quit complaining. We have a developmental program, and that will be proven beyond a doubt this season, beginning this Saturday in Philadelphia with a convincing win against a very good Temple team.

Isn't it time for everybody to hop off the hate-wagon and paint the City of Brotherly Love white and gold this weekend? I've got my tickets, and I'll be loud and proud. Don't miss your chance to witness the greatest story in the history of college football.

Sure, we've had some growing pains. But, how could any coach of a team without many Power Five recruits control anything like taunting penalties, time out calls, quarterback shuffling, and fourth down-and-one play selection? Obviously, Those are all talent issues and have nothing to do with coaching.

Get real, everybody. Enjoy the new culture. It's Money Down in the 404, and the ATL has been rebranded.
 

The Jacket

The Coat
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Done. Did the Gailey thing, argued over Johnson for most of his tenure, I'm all set. Hands up öööööööööööös.
 

BuzzLaw

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I guess I can be in the complainers category. I’ve certainly done my share of it. The bottom line is we all knew transitioning out of the 3O was going to take time. So, yeah, this year is going to be historically bad. Best to expect to get blown out each game so if we aren’t I can be pleasantly surprised.

I believe CGC will get us to the ACCCG in year 3. He’s the real deal.

I’ll try to quit complaining
 

Allen Koholic

Likes dick drawings.
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I mean, this isn't even close the dumbest thing I've seen posted on this board in the last 48 hours, and it's ööööing genius when compared to our clock management on Saturday.
 

beej67

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The complainers on this board make me sick. (etc)
Get real, everybody. Enjoy the new culture. It's Money Down in the 404, and the ATL has been rebranded.
This isn't impossible, but the only possible path I see to achieve it is very unlikely:

GT alumni agents planted deeply within Mossad convince the Israli intelligence agency that college football is antisemitic and a threat to the Jewish state, except for one team - Tech. Mossad agents systematically abduct each of the training staffs of our remaining opponents, subjugate them to intense expanded interrogation procedures to install subliminal programming in their brains to act encoded behavior out when they hear the opening whistle of a football game. Mossad encodes these trainers to spike all Gatorade coolers with high strength, fast acting laxatives, which literally run through our opponents causing them extreme bowel discomfort and an inability to get their öööö done, or more specifically, an inability to keep from getting their öööö done. GT rolls in all remaining games, although the victories won't smell sweet. Nobody catches on in the major media because each team is so ashamed they refuse to publish the truth about their loss, meaning the plan viciously devised by the world's leading spy agency remains valid week by week, as we run through them all to the championship game.

The only other scenario I can figure involves a random sewer rat rescuing Ant Man from the quantum realm, so I think we're going to have to stick with Mossad for now.

edit:

Did Dr. Strange seriously bank giving the infinity stones to Thanos on the chance that a random sewer rat might free Ant Man? WTF dude.
 

coit

Y’all got any more of that D Fence?
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The complainers on this board make me sick.

We played a good game against the defending national champs.

We avenged last year's embarrassing loss to South Florida.

We would have beaten Citadel, if the refs hadn't made some awful calls against us.

We'll destroy Temple to be 2-2, then win seven games in a row against our remaining ACC schedule to go 9 - 2.

UGA will come into Bobby Dodd Stadium with an arrogant team looking ahead to the SEC Championship Game. They'll be favored by twelve points, but our coaching staff will have us ready and we'll beat them with a last minute field goal to finish the regular season with ten wins.

In the ACC Championship, we'll upset number one Clemson in a rematch. This will avenge our only legitimate loss of the regular season and make us 11-2.

The Playoff Committee will see that we beat every team on our schedule except for The Citadel, which was a fluke loss caused by injuries and a very questionable ejection.

The fourth playoff spot will come down to us and Clemson, which will finish 12-1. The Committee will be swayed by the fact that we beat the Tigers in the ACC Championship Game and had a much more impressive out of conference win than they did.

The four playoff teams will be SEC Champion Georgia (12-1), SEC West Champion Alabama (12-1), Big 10 Champion Ohio State (12-1), and ACC Champion Georgia Tech (11-2). Winners of the PAC 12, Big 12 and Notre Dame will all have 2-losses.

In our semi-final game, we'll beat Alabama, a team Georgia beat in the SEC Championship Game.

Then, in the season's final game, we'll beat Georgia in OT to win Tech's fifth National Championship.

Geoff Collins will win both the National Coach of the Year and The Bobby Dodd Coach of the Year awards. Our offensive and defensive coordinators will share the Frank Broyles Assistant Coach of the Year Award. Georgia will part ways with Kirby Smart.

This will lead to the greatest recruiting class in the history of Georgia Tech.

So, would all of you haters and doubters please quit complaining. We have a developmental program, and that will be proven beyond a doubt this season, beginning this Saturday in Philadelphia with a convincing win against a very good Temple team.

Isn't it time for everybody to hop off the hate-wagon and paint the City of Brotherly Love white and gold this weekend? I've got my tickets, and I'll be loud and proud. Don't miss your chance to witness the greatest story in the history of college football.

Sure, we've had some growing pains. But, how could any coach of a team without many Power Five recruits control anything like taunting penalties, time out calls, quarterback shuffling, and fourth down-and-one play selection? Obviously, Those are all talent issues and have nothing to do with coaching.

Get real, everybody. Enjoy the new culture. It's Money Down in the 404, and the ATL has been rebranded.
You are not the boss of me.
 

H-town

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This isn't impossible, but the only possible path I see to achieve it is very unlikely:

GT alumni agents planted deeply within Mossad convince the Israli intelligence agency that college football is antisemitic and a threat to the Jewish state, except for one team - Tech. Mossad agents systematically abduct each of the training staffs of our remaining opponents, subjugate them to intense expanded interrogation procedures to install subliminal programming in their brains to act encoded behavior out when they hear the opening whistle of a football game. Mossad encodes these trainers to spike all Gatorade coolers with high strength, fast acting laxatives, which literally run through our opponents causing them extreme bowel discomfort and an inability to get their öööö done, or more specifically, an inability to keep from getting their öööö done. GT rolls in all remaining games, although the victories won't smell sweet. Nobody catches on in the major media because each team is so ashamed they refuse to publish the truth about their loss, meaning the plan viciously devised by the world's leading spy agency remains valid week by week, as we run through them all to the championship game.

The only other scenario I can figure involves a random sewer rat rescuing Ant Man from the quantum realm, so I think we're going to have to stick with Mossad for now.

edit:

Did Dr. Strange seriously bank giving the infinity stones to Thanos on the chance that a random sewer rat might free Ant Man? WTF dude.
Nerd
 

rain

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Well we might very well win in Philadelphia Saturday. You know, because the game is in 2 weeks. But if we show up this Saturday and Temple does not, we might win by 14 points or so.
 

ChadWins

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The complainers on this board make me sick.

We played a good game against the defending national champs.

We avenged last year's embarrassing loss to South Florida.

We would have beaten Citadel, if the refs hadn't made some awful calls against us.

We'll destroy Temple to be 2-2, then win seven games in a row against our remaining ACC schedule to go 9 - 2.

UGA will come into Bobby Dodd Stadium with an arrogant team looking ahead to the SEC Championship Game. They'll be favored by twelve points, but our coaching staff will have us ready and we'll beat them with a last minute field goal to finish the regular season with ten wins.

In the ACC Championship, we'll upset number one Clemson in a rematch. This will avenge our only legitimate loss of the regular season and make us 11-2.

The Playoff Committee will see that we beat every team on our schedule except for The Citadel, which was a fluke loss caused by injuries and a very questionable ejection.

The fourth playoff spot will come down to us and Clemson, which will finish 12-1. The Committee will be swayed by the fact that we beat the Tigers in the ACC Championship Game and had a much more impressive out of conference win than they did.

The four playoff teams will be SEC Champion Georgia (12-1), SEC West Champion Alabama (12-1), Big 10 Champion Ohio State (12-1), and ACC Champion Georgia Tech (11-2). Winners of the PAC 12, Big 12 and Notre Dame will all have 2-losses.

In our semi-final game, we'll beat Alabama, a team Georgia beat in the SEC Championship Game.

Then, in the season's final game, we'll beat Georgia in OT to win Tech's fifth National Championship.

Geoff Collins will win both the National Coach of the Year and The Bobby Dodd Coach of the Year awards. Our offensive and defensive coordinators will share the Frank Broyles Assistant Coach of the Year Award. Georgia will part ways with Kirby Smart.

This will lead to the greatest recruiting class in the history of Georgia Tech.

So, would all of you haters and doubters please quit complaining. We have a developmental program, and that will be proven beyond a doubt this season, beginning this Saturday in Philadelphia with a convincing win against a very good Temple team.

Isn't it time for everybody to hop off the hate-wagon and paint the City of Brotherly Love white and gold this weekend? I've got my tickets, and I'll be loud and proud. Don't miss your chance to witness the greatest story in the history of college football.

Sure, we've had some growing pains. But, how could any coach of a team without many Power Five recruits control anything like taunting penalties, time out calls, quarterback shuffling, and fourth down-and-one play selection? Obviously, Those are all talent issues and have nothing to do with coaching.

Get real, everybody. Enjoy the new culture. It's Money Down in the 404, and the ATL has been rebranded.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha that's the spirit !
 

Deke

Everybody relax, I'm here.
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Can't go 10-2 without two losses. Glad we got them out of the way early.
 

BuzzFeitenSystem

It’s Raining BigCrys
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Just need to win at least 3.. it’s as good as the majority of this boards lord and savior has done in his worst season :dunno:
 
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