Texas wants to birth its team onto the field

RamblinWreck09

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It's probably a good thing they play OU at the Cotton Bowl, otherwise the Boomer Sooner might be shoving it's way up that tunnel.
 

JJacket

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Gonna have to rename it "your mom" field.
 

GoGATech

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Comments on that are gold
Came to post this.

How did you get tickets to the patio? Well, we pulled some strings.

Can't spell UTI without UT.

Fun fact, they tried to build this in the seventies but it got a little hairy.
 

Flywheel

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Tomorrow's reveal that they were going to call it the Bevo Area has been cancelled.
 

JoltinJacket

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Considering their logo is a steer head, it appears they want to barf their team onto the field.
 

Flywheel

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Field goal nets will be sponsored by Trojan instead of Allstate after the first "You're in good hands" photo goes viral.
 
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Field goal nets will be sponsored by Trojan instead of Allstate after the first "You're in good hands" photo goes viral.
And that last field goal was "for her pleasure" and good for three points....
:bfd:
 

gthog61

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would be great if the fog machine for their entry could be a fine mist of Summer's Eve

great commercial tie-in - "We aren't Top 25 but we are number one in freshness!"
 
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