5 most IMPORTANT KEYS, (etc.)

murph1953

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It is critical at halftime that -

1) Replace the band w/ 200 nuns singing the fight song of the Notre Dame Anger Managees, followed by a marvelously choreographed nunchuck exhibition extrordinare (with real, live children!!! :))))

2) Followed by Sandusky's "Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me?" aria.

3) If ND really has the fire in their belly, they need to ditch the uniforms, and wear papal garb, including the banana hat. Except for the QB. Issue him a halo.

4) Lots of incense on 3rd down (during the game, of course).

5) 25 public lashings to any fumbler. Then they must be taken to the dungeon under the playing field for further re-education.

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1st string TE, 1st string QB, their 2 best RBs, etc. out for the season?

New QB doesn't know the playbook, replacement TEs have never caught a pass?

Given ND's mildly inflated sense of themselves, I expect them to fight like a wounded, trapped animal. Oh yes, they will, especially the 1st have. Then, with approaching dark clouds, doom will descend.

All this talk about ND's Jaylan on defense. In the 2nd half he'll be ailin', not so much nailin', and ND will be doin' some wailin'. Their fans will be railin', because they're gonna be trailin', their DL failin' and the fans'll be bailin'. AND the Jacket'll be sailin'.

Do you require more 'splainin'?

:))))))))))))))))) imho
 
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