A little excerpt from one of my finals today

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"Jim and Sara have been dating for over five years. Sara graduated from Georgia Southern. Jim did not go to college. He did, however, become a fan of a larger state university. He like the big lifted trucks with 10 ft antennas for non-existent CBs that UGA fans drove, so he became a UGA fan. Jim has decided to propose to Sara....(blah blah blah statistics)"

Good stuff.
 
Did the "Blah blah blah" include the part where Paul Johnson comes in during their opener and sodomizes both schools with his playbook?
 
I'd like to hear the rest of the question so I can put it into context. My answer would probably be something about Sara being a dumb hooker, who caught the clap from her redneck boyfriend. Honestly, who'd let their daughter date a UGA fan?
 
Allen Koholic said:
I'd like to hear the rest of the question so I can put it into context. My answer would probably be something about Sara being a dumb hooker, who caught the clap from her redneck boyfriend. Honestly, who'd let their daughter date a UGA fan?
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.....at a UGA athletic function. He has calculated probabilities and possible "payoffs" of wins and losses versus opponents. He thinks that taking her to a game in which UGA plays her alma mater will increase the probability of her "yes" answer.

Based on the maximax criterion, which function should they attend? Based on the maximin criterion, which function should they attend? Based on the minimum regret criterion, which function should they attend?

There you go.
 
i like your teacher.

My stat teacher who once taught at UGA a couple of years ago always told us that UGA students were dumb as **** (he said this about 5 times during the semester).


He always said that GT students were very smart. He was a Borat clone. Loved that guy.
 
Yeah I always like when professors give problems making fun of UGA. It really hasn't happened much since freshman year. I guess it's hard to design a problem that includes UGA and low-pass shelving filters.
 
GTKyle said:
Yeah I always like when professors give problems making fun of UGA. It really hasn't happened much since freshman year. I guess it's hard to design a problem that includes UGA and low-pass shelving filters.
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But it's easy to design UGA questions that involve low class shelving filters...
 
I had Hayter for stat. He sucked. I would have thrown tools at him during lecture if I had them.
 
gsu_paintballer said:
"Jim and Sara have been dating for over five years. Sara graduated from Georgia Southern. Jim did not go to college. He did, however, become a fan of a larger state university. He like the big lifted trucks with 10 ft antennas for non-existent CBs that UGA fans drove, so he became a UGA fan. Jim has decided to propose to Sara....(blah blah blah statistics)"

Good stuff.
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Answer: Sara now lives in a trailer park and consistently sports two black eyes (blah blah blah statistics). :D
 
My stats teacher would do problems involving UGA. It usually made fun of an average UGA player's GPA, or something along those lines.
 
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