It’s not that we don’t adjust at halftime. So here’s the deal -delete this post in one hour- so when we go in at halftime having given up 17 points or whatever, the coaching staff of the other team expects us to make substantial adjustments for the second half. BUT, the joke is on them- they are playing checkers while our coaching staff is playing 4-D chess and- you are not gonna believe this- we don’t make any adjustments! A genius move, if you ask me. The other staff look at each other and go - “so their adjustment is to not adjust?!?!?!” - then, realizing we just coached circles around them, they throw their clipboards in utter dispair and futility.
So they have no choice but to throw away all the adjustments they planned at halftime in anticipation of our adjustments and revert to the game plan they used in the first half.
25% of the time, this works 100% of the time.
How we aren’t undefeated is just the blind luck of the other sideline. It sucks to lose to somebody you just outsmarted the hell out of.