ACC Notes: Pitt Primer

[WracerX]

Holds NCAA record for consecutive years being spurned by coaches

*suck on that Western Kentucky

 

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Only ACC school with a median BMI rated 'obese'

 

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Voted 'Most Likely to be Confused with West Virginia' by ACC media

 

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Heavy cheese and meat diet makes gender identity issues moot

 

[WracerX]

Great place to get an education IF you take online courses at Carnegie Mellon

 

[WracerX]

Probably a better place to live than Cleveland

 

[coit]

Second best feline mascot.*

* - out of two

 

[WracerX]

Secret plan to reunite Metro Conference nearing completion

 

[coit]

Least scandalized P5 team in the state.

 

[WracerX]

Soot free starting in 2525

 

[WracerX]

Great place to be if you're allergic to division titles

 

[coit]

Best football team to call Heinz Field their home.

 

[WracerX]

Probably less embarrassing to have a Pitt degree than a Louisville degree

 

[WracerX]

Most impressive condiment selection in any ACC stadium

 

[coit]

Best former football powerhouse.

 

[WracerX]

Moderately less forced sodomy than VT

 

[jacket67]

Home of the world's largest annual Furry Convention (Anthracon).

 

[WracerX]

Dave Wannstedt school of mustachery ranked #1 in the nation for 25th conservative year.

 

[WracerX]

Excellent stepping stone to B1G coaching ranks

*welcome to Penn State coach

 

[gtrower]

Fewest known sexual offenders of any football team in their city.