Well, they have to write about something.
Well they do have a back up option: Templates.
Here's a sample:
UGa To Ink Six-Star Recruit
By: Leg B Humper
[
insert name of UGa recruit here] is the missing peice Uga needs to [
insert goal they fall short of every year here]. No other school in the SEC will be able to match the awesomeness of [
recruit's name again] and, in fact, many of the commits to other SEC schools are switching to UGa just so they can say they played with [
recruit's name again].
And while this is not an editorial, please indulge me for a moment as I am veklempt at the thought of [
recruit's name again] playing for the red and black. If only Wally Butts was here.. sniff, sniff .. to see him take the field for the first time.
I have already taken the liberty of contacting several tailors in the area to have [
recruit's name again] measured for a suit so that he looks sharp at the Heisman ceremony next year. That's right, AJC readers, freshmen ARE eligible for the Heisman. Did you know that the Heisman trophy was named after John Heisman who coached at the University of Pennslyvania? That's right folks. Yet another UGa player - I mean, recruit - is the odds-on favorite to win an award named after an Ivy-League coach!
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