MtownJacket
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All student tickets become first come first served after kickoff. You show up late you might not have a seat at all.
Free whiskey and souvenir baseball bats.
What could go wrong?
All student tickets become first come first served after kickoff. You show up late you might not have a seat at all.
[Insert generic joke about attendance]
[Funny retort about comments made above]
[More jokes about what CPJ will do if you miss a game]
[Alcohol related comment]
OK, my work is done.
Other suggestions to encourage student attendance:
■ Close the library an hour before kickoff.
■ Under each seat, place a cell phone pre-loaded with 3 hours of talk time to any number in China or India. Minutes expire at end of game.
■ Expand concession menu to include Ramen and Poptarts.
■ Enable free student-section wifi if login occurs before kickoff.
■ Send an email blast from CPJ to entire student body advising them (in at least 37 languages) that if they expect to see their family again, they will have their geeky arses in the seat by kickoff.