An easy fix for late arrivals

MtownJacket

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All student tickets become first come first served after kickoff. You show up late you might not have a seat at all.
 
Too bad they student section never fills up.
 
All student tickets become first come first served after kickoff. You show up late you might not have a seat at all.

Other suggestions to encourage student attendance:

■ Close the library an hour before kickoff.
■ Under each seat, place a cell phone pre-loaded with 3 hours of talk time to any number in China or India. Minutes expire at end of game.
■ Expand concession menu to include Ramen and Poptarts.
■ Enable free student-section wifi if login occurs before kickoff.
■ Send an email blast from CPJ to entire student body advising them (in at least 37 languages) that if they expect to see their family again, they will have their geeky arses in the seat by kickoff.
 
What about...
... requiring less geekiness in student selection?
... making football attendance a grade?
... alternating boy/girl/boy/girl seating?
... cutting student seating in half and making late comers buy a ticket?
... giving random student section incentive give-aways each game?
... sending coach Moore through the dorms an hour before kickoff?

what about...
 
[Insert generic joke about attendance]

[Funny retort about comments made above]

[More jokes about what CPJ will do if you miss a game]

[Alcohol related comment]

OK, my work is done.
 
[Insert generic joke about attendance]

[Funny retort about comments made above]

[More jokes about what CPJ will do if you miss a game]

[Alcohol related comment]

OK, my work is done.

You ain't done squat, son. What we have here is a failure to communicate.
 
Other suggestions to encourage student attendance:

■ Close the library an hour before kickoff.
■ Under each seat, place a cell phone pre-loaded with 3 hours of talk time to any number in China or India. Minutes expire at end of game.
■ Expand concession menu to include Ramen and Poptarts.
■ Enable free student-section wifi if login occurs before kickoff.
■ Send an email blast from CPJ to entire student body advising them (in at least 37 languages) that if they expect to see their family again, they will have their geeky arses in the seat by kickoff.

Pop Tarts and a beer - the official Georgia Tech breakfast
 
The problem areas are usually with the block seating. can't change those to first come first served.

Start selling whiskey at the stadium, but only before kickoff.
 
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