I'm not going to post what I would regret for the rest of my days.
I mean, you just can't make this öööö up.
Oh, and Charlie Ward turns out to have one more game of eligibility so he's coming out of retirement long enough to run for 2,000 yards this Saturday before returning to Shady Acres. Oh, and Bobby Bowden and Mickey Andrews are special guest coaches for FSU and have been game planning against us since last December.
Oh, one more thing - the blocked field goal in 2015? uh, uh. We were offsides, so the first play this Saturday is for helicopter boy to get another chance from 43 to vacate our win.
I'm sure I'm forgetting something but you get the picture.