ArchiTECH
Flats Noob
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2003
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ArchiTECH is fashionably dressed with an attractive GT on his/her chest/breast and making a purchase at his/her local retail store. A lady dressed in red just behind ArchiTECH in the check-out line says, “do we let TECH PEOPLE in here?” ArchiTECH is almost always pleasant, so no reaction other than a smile. Then the FAT BITCH (henceforth, FB since children may be reading this) in the hideous red dress says, “we’re gonna beatcha!” ArchiTECH calmly replies, “you don’t look as if you play - being elderly and obese.” She was quiet for a long while and then she turns to ArchiTECH and suggests he/she is a homosexual.
ArchiTECH quickly deduces at this point that it is the overall stunning appearance he/she sometimes makes early in the morning that alerts FB to this potentiality. FB then, apparently, realizes that it is too early in the dispute to play the blatant queer card, so she softens her attack with, “lots of my friends went to Tech.” ArchiTECH replies, “they are lying to you - about being your friend.”
FB then asked the cashier to remove ArchiTECH from the store. Fortunately, the cashier was an attractive young man from whom ArchiTECH, shall we say, sensed a certain vibe. As ArchiTECH left the line with various personal sundries, FB was again rude to ArchiTECH, “we’re still gonna beatcha!” ArchiTECH sincerely replied with no malice, “but you will still be old and fat.” ArchiTECH believes honesty is always the best counter to rudeness.
ArchiTECH quickly deduces at this point that it is the overall stunning appearance he/she sometimes makes early in the morning that alerts FB to this potentiality. FB then, apparently, realizes that it is too early in the dispute to play the blatant queer card, so she softens her attack with, “lots of my friends went to Tech.” ArchiTECH replies, “they are lying to you - about being your friend.”
FB then asked the cashier to remove ArchiTECH from the store. Fortunately, the cashier was an attractive young man from whom ArchiTECH, shall we say, sensed a certain vibe. As ArchiTECH left the line with various personal sundries, FB was again rude to ArchiTECH, “we’re still gonna beatcha!” ArchiTECH sincerely replied with no malice, “but you will still be old and fat.” ArchiTECH believes honesty is always the best counter to rudeness.
