ArchiTECH is Angry

[ArchiTECH]

ArchiTECH left the security of his Home (proper noun since it is more than just "a home" to ArchiTECH) and ventured to Bobby Dodd Stadium on Saturday to get autographs from his/her beloved Jackets. ArchiTECH secured signatures from the lovely lady Jack-ets' on Friday night at the Braves versus the Dbacks. ArchiTECH also had significant conversation with one Mr. Wes Durham on the Sunday before at an important upscale Marietta social event (which cost ArchiTECH $30 for someone to be his / her friend for 2 hours). So, ArchiTECH is well prepared for, and is completely knowledgable about, the football - as we insiders say - "season."

SOME PEOPLE WERE RUDE TO ArchiTECH at the Jacket Encounter! Cutting made ArchiTECH wait for 2 1/2 hours on line to get autographs and some players left before ArchiTECH made spiritual contact (and got their autograph). Fortunately, Mrs. Choice was doing her best to keep the lines orderly. She is a sweetheart and ArchiTECH instantly fell in love with her (and her son - you know, the short one that plays football).

Anyway, to those so called "people" that were rude to ArchiTECH, I hope the crap you got signed doesn't sell on eBay. And to those football players who have some kind of problem with signing underwear, well, ArchiTECH could have explained if you would have only listened to his/her sincere explaination. Pushing is rude. Almost everything was clean.

love,
ArchiTECH

 

[instant oatmeal]

great post. pure comedic gold.

 

[beej67]

Almost everything was clean.

haha

 

[WracerX]

And to those football players who have some kind of problem with signing underwear, well, ArchiTECH could have explained if you would have only listened to his/her sincere explaination.

I know just how you feel. The women's tennis team refused to sign my balls.

 

[ncjacket]

All I can say ArchiTECH, is they must not have known who you were. Certainly, no one would have been rude to you otherwise.

 

[GGGT]

All I can say ArchiTECH, is they must not have known who you were. Certainly, no one would have been rude to you otherwise.

I agree. Plus, you would have been ushered to the front of the line!