ArchiTECH
Flats Noob
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2003
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My (umm...) “companion” reset the Home button on my Garmin to South Bend, Indiana, and ArchiTECH was so delirious after THE GAME that he/she drove to that hell hole before noticing it wasn’t, so called, Home.
Coach Paul Johnson, as you read this let ArchiTECH tell you what South Bend holds for any coach, visitor, lost drunk from Chicago, stupidly fat person with gastric bypass issues, or freakish, smallish, scary leprechaun mascot.
1. Ugly place on a toll road (Garmin didn’t tell me the toll road part until too late - ArchiTECH carries nothing less than $50s and, therefore, had to make a “deal” with attractive TOLL BOOTH WORKER).
2. Administration building disguised as a church (you shouldn’t trick God).
3. Two adjacent dome-like buildings next to the high-school-sized stadium[sic] that look a lot like genitalia. (ok, so that part isn’t so bad).
4. No jumbo-tron and no rap music to excite ArchiTECH to a hip-hop, gotta “mesh” triple option style with someone, frenzy.
5. No urine smell. How the hell do those people know it’s game day unless it smells like urine at the corners around campus?
I love you CPJ and I will be checking your mailbox daily to make sure you don’t receive any correspondence from that blight south of Chicago that might waste any part of your precious day devoted to my beloved Jackets. I assume you are at the same address and that silly restraining order issue is behind (heehee) us.
love,
ArchiTECH
Coach Paul Johnson, as you read this let ArchiTECH tell you what South Bend holds for any coach, visitor, lost drunk from Chicago, stupidly fat person with gastric bypass issues, or freakish, smallish, scary leprechaun mascot.
1. Ugly place on a toll road (Garmin didn’t tell me the toll road part until too late - ArchiTECH carries nothing less than $50s and, therefore, had to make a “deal” with attractive TOLL BOOTH WORKER).
2. Administration building disguised as a church (you shouldn’t trick God).
3. Two adjacent dome-like buildings next to the high-school-sized stadium[sic] that look a lot like genitalia. (ok, so that part isn’t so bad).
4. No jumbo-tron and no rap music to excite ArchiTECH to a hip-hop, gotta “mesh” triple option style with someone, frenzy.
5. No urine smell. How the hell do those people know it’s game day unless it smells like urine at the corners around campus?
I love you CPJ and I will be checking your mailbox daily to make sure you don’t receive any correspondence from that blight south of Chicago that might waste any part of your precious day devoted to my beloved Jackets. I assume you are at the same address and that silly restraining order issue is behind (heehee) us.
love,
ArchiTECH
