Bubba and Billy Ray are from Auburn and are visiting Atlanta for the Tech football game.
Walking along Peachtree Street, they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Auburn we could sell 'em and make a fortune. Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they figger out we're from Auburn, they might not wanna sell that stuff to us."
They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Auburn, aren't you?"
"Well...yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you to know that?"
The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."
Walking along Peachtree Street, they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Auburn we could sell 'em and make a fortune. Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they figger out we're from Auburn, they might not wanna sell that stuff to us."
They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Auburn, aren't you?"
"Well...yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you to know that?"
The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."
