Bama football fan is dumb.

Wow. It's a damn football game. There are so many freakin' idiots in the world --and the SEC has more than it's fair share.
 
But...but...but...the Technique sports editor said we should join the SEC!!
 
Seems like someone (more than one?) were murdered in the ncsu parking lot before a game a few years ago.

Not sure the details.
 
Allen Koholic said:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/ncaa/11/10/slaying.ap/index.html

Dumb Bama fan shoots LSU fan. I guess winning wasn't enough. This is exhibit 42 on why we should stay in the ACC, and away from the bat**** insanity of SEC football. I was originally going to make the thread title "Rammer Jammer in the Slammer", but it sounded silly. I guess it does take on a new meaning though.
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The kitty fans assaulted him with a gun. I'm not sure the elephant had much choice. Blame it on the idiot coon-asses.
 
It's a known fact that Alabama & Louisiana family trees are are shaped like flag poles !! :wow:
 
Doesn't this kinda stuff happen all around the world over soccer games? It doesn't surprise me much at all.
 
SEC fans are the worst.

I mean, seriously. The worst I've ever done to a Georgia fan is defecate on his statue.

It's not like I pillaged and raped.
 
wesleyd21 said:
SEC fans are the worst.

I mean, seriously. The worst I've ever done to a Georgia fan is defecate on his statue.

It's not like I pillaged and raped.
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To a Georgia fan, that depends on what the statue was.

Statue of Hairy Dawg = Accosting a baby
Statue of David Green = Punching a baby
Statue of David Pollack = Punching an unborn baby
Statue of Knowshon Moreno = Hurdling and spiking a baby
Statue of Matthew Stafford = Attempting to throw a baby into a brick wall but overshooting by 25 yards and into a cage of rabid wolverines
Statue of Vince Dooley = Beating the hell out of a baby, giving it a lollipop and being awarded Father of the Century.
Statue of Mark Richt = See Vince Dooley; Substitute "lollipop" with "crucifix"
Statue of Larry Munson = Breaking a baby's highchair, then stepping on it's face
Statue of Uga = Humiliating seven ugly babies in front of thousands of perpetually intoxicated people until the babies die of a lethal overdose of fumes from alcohol, urine, feces and bovine semen.

Very serious offenses. Law Enforcement in Clarke County mandates the memorization of this list shortly before learning the Miranda Rights.
 
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