BuzzCzar
Richest man in Babylon
- Joined
- Feb 25, 2003
- Messages
- 59,991
yo bitchasses
i dominated the game today
i took no prisoners and left it all in the stands
from the moment i stepped out of my Lexus, i was ON!
i made like three UNC couples break up on their way to the game, and like 7 kids cry so hard their parents had to turn around and take them home to grandma
one police officer tried to stop me, and by the time i was done with him, his captain told him that "you cant hope to stop that guy, you can at best contain him" -- laughable NO WAY they contain me
i was a tailgate MONSTER. drinking Bloody Marys and then Jack and Cokes and parking in 3 or 4 handicapped spots AT THE SAME TIME because i was not stoppable, not containable, not fazable, just out and out bitchwackin on everyone
you couldnt stop me, and i wasnt even on a boat, mf!
even the rain knew better and fell only around me, but not too close to piss me off, b/c i was so hot and on if the rain had hit me, i would been a steambath on your a$$es
i told PJ to win big and when it was in doubt he went and chewed some officiating butt to make sure that we had it in hand
man, what a game, what a day
bitcha$$es, we ready!
i dominated the game today
i took no prisoners and left it all in the stands
from the moment i stepped out of my Lexus, i was ON!
i made like three UNC couples break up on their way to the game, and like 7 kids cry so hard their parents had to turn around and take them home to grandma
one police officer tried to stop me, and by the time i was done with him, his captain told him that "you cant hope to stop that guy, you can at best contain him" -- laughable NO WAY they contain me
i was a tailgate MONSTER. drinking Bloody Marys and then Jack and Cokes and parking in 3 or 4 handicapped spots AT THE SAME TIME because i was not stoppable, not containable, not fazable, just out and out bitchwackin on everyone
you couldnt stop me, and i wasnt even on a boat, mf!
even the rain knew better and fell only around me, but not too close to piss me off, b/c i was so hot and on if the rain had hit me, i would been a steambath on your a$$es
i told PJ to win big and when it was in doubt he went and chewed some officiating butt to make sure that we had it in hand
man, what a game, what a day
bitcha$$es, we ready!
