Caption time... Kirby Shart edition

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Architorture23

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Found this gem on the AP website.

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Dear Lord Baby Jesus,

Please let Larry the Dr Pepper guy get fired so I can leave this shithole of a college town and find my true life calling.
 
Dear Satan,

I have sold my soul once as a player and now as a coach. O Lord of the Darkside, please deliver me from those that seek to vanquish evil. Deliver me from all of the goodness that are the Yellow Jackets.
 
Dear Lord Baby Jeebus,

Jus' gimme 2 more years a'fore dey realize Saban was really the one that coached the defense. All I did was tha hand signals and such, but do dey have ta know that already?

I 'on't know nuthin' 'bout no offense. Das why I hired that lard a** ... oh, sorry Baby Jeebus. I'll donate another stack o' preseason natty title shirts to the shelter for cursin' agin.

In the name o' St. Rickt I pray ..."
 
KG01 said:
Dear Lord Baby Jeebus,

Jus' gimme 2 more years a'fore dey realize Saban was really the one that coached the defense. All I did was tha hand signals and such, but do dey have ta know that already?

I 'on't know nuthin' 'bout no offense. Das why I hired that lard a** ... oh, sorry Baby Jeebus. I'll donate another stack o' preseason natty title shirts to the shelter for cursin' agin.

In the name o' St. Rickt I pray ..."
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:bowrofl:
 
whenyousaybud said:
Just found out my wife is pregnant again! I hope I'm the daddy this time.
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"Dear Baby Jeebus, thank you for blessin' me and tha wife with another lil' one. I'll name this'n Lane Schmart, III after muh roll model.

Well truthfully, muh wife picked tha name. Said she really enjoyed workin' under Lane. Funny, I was the one working for tha team? Maybe that's what she meant? ... yeah, that's what she meant."
 
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
 
What is all this evil empire praying to Jesus going on in this thread. They are evil. They are the Darkside. We are Luke and Hans. They are Vader and Jabba the Hutt
 
Now I lead the dwags to battle
Hoping we don't dump like cattle.
We've got it made being up thirteen.
Dang it Johnson, that was mean!
 
Kirby: I caught a fly in mah hands, it's cute!
Coordinator: Kirby, you really should be watching the game...
 
ciegetanks said:
Kirby: I caught a fly in mah hands, it's cute!
Coordinator: Kirby, you really should be watching the game...
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FIFY

Kirby: I caught a fly in mah hands, it's cute!
Coordinator: Kirby, it's fair catch here, this ain't baseball ...
 
or ...........

Kirby: I caught a bee in mah hands, take that Johnson!
Coordinator: Too bad it wasn't the one that just went 69 yards for 6...
 
gtnc72 said:
or ...........

Kirby: I caught a bee in mah hands, take that Johnson!
Coordinator: Too bad it wasn't the one that just went 69 yards for 6...
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I like where you're going with this ...

Not-so: "Aw man, I caught-a bee in muh handz. Hyuk, I'mma killit ... take that Pawl ... wait a minute I'mma 'lergic!! Sumbody take-it! Aw sh*t, I'mma die!!"

Asst.-to-tha-HC: "Kirby you ain't allergic. I jus' calledjo wife. Lane picked up, said he woke her up an' she said you jus' allergic ta shellfish."

Not-so: "Well hoo-wee, that was close. .."

Asst-to-tha-HC: "You prolly shld get into tha game, man."
 
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