Caption time!

[TechGator1066]

You need to get yo' f*ck mind rite!

 

[Enuratique]

You see this foot? I'm about to put it so far up your ass you'll taste leather.

 

[00Burdell]

Sorry Coach Johnson, I already spent the money.

 

[GTLiebs]

Hey son tell me, where do you sleep?

Either way, don't forget to lock up...

 

[GTLiebs]

In hindsight, the first one is the winner.

 

[eg1]

Where's yer dayum glasses? Didja leave 'em up Butch's ass?

 

[cajunjacket]

I'm gonna eat your **** like Kobayashi.

 

[WreckTheRest]

I love our coach... You da man PJ.

 

[BuzzCzar]

"see that pile that you just dropped right here??? you're gonna eat the next one!"

 

[GiveEmHellJackets]

I'm not worried about your poor officiating because we're going to beat Bitch Butch regardless, but you need to stop standing with your hand on your hip like a maggot! Children are watching!

 

[BuzzCzar]

LESS FILLING!

 

[Nashville Jacket]

You need to get yo' f*ck mind rite!

Look at me, you pompous ass. LOOK AT ME!! You are a ____ _____ _____ _____ _____!

 

[jj06]

"say go Dawgs again motherf***a..i double dare you"

 

[boozinbuzz]

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-****ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you! ONE! TWO! THREE!"

 

[gtcu17]

Can we caption the ref?

" Okay, Tom... calm down... he's going to go away... just keep staring... *sob*... just... keep it together... *sob*... he's just like my father... *sob*"

 

[Allen Koholic]

Sir, while I believe you are a capable and well-educated official and individual, I must repectfully submit my disagreement with the previous call you made, as well as my displeasure with time management system as implemented.

 

[gt_white_gold]

Sir, while I believe you are a capable and well-educated official and individual, I must repectfully submit my disagreement with the previous call you made, as well as my displeasure with time management system as implemented.

And then he starts to sound like Tom Hanks on "A League of Their Own" when he is talking to the umpire.

 

[MEwreck02]

Do you see this white line or do they need to make it wider for you??

 

[jj06]

Can we caption the ref?

" Okay, Tom... calm down... he's going to go away... just keep staring... *sob*... just... keep it together... *sob*... he's just like my father... *sob*"

i think we have a winner

 

[spandex]

"I DEMAND to speak with your guide dog!"