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Talked to a guy at a bar tonight in Cedar Rapids, IA. He's spent his whole life in Iowa, except for 4 years in Austin, TX. Went to school at Iowa. So guess what his favorite football team is? UGA. Idiot. Idiots everywhere. End of cool story.
 
RussianOffense said:
Talked to a guy at a bar tonight in Cedar Rapids, IA. He's spent his whole life in Iowa, except for 4 years in Austin, TX. Went to school at Iowa. So guess what his favorite football team is? UGA. Idiot. Idiots everywhere. End of cool story.
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So I'm guessing you guys were having a good ole bro time until he dropped that anvil on your foot. What did you do next?
 
To be fair, his parents were quite the brother-sister team when they went to ugag and pressured him to be a fan growing up.
 
00Burdell said:
So I'm guessing you guys were having a good ole bro time until he dropped that anvil on your foot. What did you do next?
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I cut off his "I'm the biggest Georgia Bulldogs fan..." with a "To Hell with Georgia", told him I was for Tech, and let him know what I thought. A few minutes later he said I could shove Demaryius Thomas up my ass. I don't think he understood the hate. He does now.

Turns out he became UGA fan because they were his favorite team in NCAA Football (the game). Knowshon Moreno and some other loser.
 
Seems like you need to reassess your priorities in life. Hanging out with dwag fans in Iowa is almost rock bottom.
 
RussianOffense said:
I cut off his "I'm the biggest Georgia Bulldogs fan..." with a "To Hell with Georgia", told him I was for Tech, and let him know what I thought. A few minutes later he said I could shove Demaryius Thomas up my ass. I don't think he understood the hate. He does now.

Turns out he became UGA fan because they were his favorite team in NCAA Football (the game). Knowshon Moreno and some other loser.
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i bet u could not actually shove demariyus tomas up your ass, he was wrong
 
RussianOffense said:
Talked to a guy at a bar tonight in Cedar Rapids, IA. He's spent his whole life in Iowa, except for 4 years in Austin, TX. Went to school at Iowa. So guess what his favorite football team is? UGA. Idiot. Idiots everywhere. End of cool story.
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Did Putin send you to Iowa before November to get the campaign rolling?
 
RussianOffense said:
I cut off his "I'm the biggest Georgia Bulldogs fan..." with a "To Hell with Georgia", told him I was for Tech, and let him know what I thought. A few minutes later he said I could shove Demaryius Thomas up my ass. I don't think he understood the hate. He does now.

Turns out he became UGA fan because they were his favorite team in NCAA Football (the game). Knowshon Moreno and some other loser.
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There are a lot of stupid reasons to be a UGA fan. That one takes the cake.
 
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