InDoddwetrust
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Saw this and had to post it...too funny!
To the tune of Piano Man (Billy Joel):
It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday
I'm at the bar watching ESPN (U)
There's an old Tech fan sitting next to me
Mumbling "F**K ,Chan's done it again"
He says, "Son of a bitch now we're 3-3
No surprise - by now I should know
Its another repeat of a bitter defeat
Its year six of the Chan Gailey show"
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Chorus:
Go grow some balls, Chan you're not a man
Come up with another excuse
We were all in the mood for a victory
And you're trying again not to lose
Now John's a fellow alum and a friend of mine
These days we can get tickets for free
We scream "Gailey's a joke! F**k free pizza and Coke!"
A new coach is what we wanna see
He says, "Chan I believe is just killing us!"
As he takes a swig from my flask
"And maybe one day we'll beat Georgia
If D.Rad would just can his ass!"
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Now Paul is a typical dawg fan
And he likes to laugh at our plight
And he acts real smarmy - thinks we'll lose to Army
And thanks to Chan he's probably right.
And our waitress knows more about offense
Than Gailey - that worthless puke.
Yes we all share a laugh at the latest Chan gaffe
But for now we're still better than Duke.
Chorus:
Go grow some balls, Chan you're not a man
Come up with another excuse
We were all in the mood for a victory
And you're trying again not to lose
What are your thoughts????
To the tune of Piano Man (Billy Joel):
It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday
I'm at the bar watching ESPN (U)
There's an old Tech fan sitting next to me
Mumbling "F**K ,Chan's done it again"
He says, "Son of a bitch now we're 3-3
No surprise - by now I should know
Its another repeat of a bitter defeat
Its year six of the Chan Gailey show"
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Chorus:
Go grow some balls, Chan you're not a man
Come up with another excuse
We were all in the mood for a victory
And you're trying again not to lose
Now John's a fellow alum and a friend of mine
These days we can get tickets for free
We scream "Gailey's a joke! F**k free pizza and Coke!"
A new coach is what we wanna see
He says, "Chan I believe is just killing us!"
As he takes a swig from my flask
"And maybe one day we'll beat Georgia
If D.Rad would just can his ass!"
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Now Paul is a typical dawg fan
And he likes to laugh at our plight
And he acts real smarmy - thinks we'll lose to Army
And thanks to Chan he's probably right.
And our waitress knows more about offense
Than Gailey - that worthless puke.
Yes we all share a laugh at the latest Chan gaffe
But for now we're still better than Duke.
Chorus:
Go grow some balls, Chan you're not a man
Come up with another excuse
We were all in the mood for a victory
And you're trying again not to lose
What are your thoughts????
