Discussion in 'Football' started by whenyousaybud, Sep 2, 2019.
Paul Johnson's dick is named 'Water Monster' - Val Peterson
I'll handle it, but Jesus you guys are killing me. I can't keep just giving away guarantees like this. One of you 80k öööööööööööös better pony up.
Bringing my 2 year old to her first game next week. I guess I can't bring her diaper bag?
No, but you and yours can wear the spare diapers on your head. Might help with the heat as well. Maybe even try filling them up with bourbon and squeeze them out into your cup once seated.
The perfect combination to ingest on a 90+ degree day. Looking forward to it.
it's going to be 98.6?
Bad idea. Heat won't be able to escape from the scalp and will cause heat related fallout. Not a good start to the season for personal fandom.
Is a 'Water Monster' a modern version of the lister bags the army used to use? Never heard of them before.
clear bags and empty bottles.. bucket seats have all got to go... When I'm driving in my car makes my bourbon seem so far
I don't know where else to post this, but just got the club lounge update for 2019. White Claws are confirmed.
AINT NO LAWS WHEN YOURE DRINKING CLAWS
It's a garbage can on a pedestal.
Actually, balls are supposed to be a couple degrees below body temperature for optimum sperm production. That's why they are suspended outside the abdomen, and also why doctors advising couples undergoing fertility treatment suggest that the man switch from briefs to boxers. So, the statement "hot as balls" for a forecast high of 96 degrees is actually remarkably accurate in this case.
not in your mom's mouth
You can bring in a full water bottle!
Rather than adjust the policy, i wish they could adjust the game time.
What time are we going to be in the shade in 104? My calculations are showing 3pm. Is that close to right?