Clempsun Apology, ala Pat Forde

[MatatoGT]

I thought this was good:
"We sincerely apologize for being Clemson. Because part of being Clemson means losing to Maryland as a double-digit favorite for the second straight season. It means losing 14 times as a favorite over the past 3½ seasons. It means continually frustrating some of the best fans in America. We're sorry to every IPTAY member, but we count on you suckers to keep those donor checks coming."

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&page=dash0906&sportCat=ncf

 

[unforgiven108]

F*** clemson!

 

[WreckTheRest]

:FIREdevil:They are where they deserve to be.

 

[GT to AZ]

I like this one too:

North Carolina coach Butch Davis (5): "I'm 0-3 against Virginia, with two of those losses at home. Every year the Cavaliers have gotten worse, to the point this year of outright lousiness, and every year they've beaten us by a wider margin. That's pathetic. I'm sorry. Not sorry enough to return some of my very large salary, but sorry nonetheless."

Also glad to see Richt is getting some name dropping in the hot seat.

 

[supertech1984]

I liked that. It was quite humorous!

 

[gtcu17]

good post!

 

[GiveEmHellJackets]

I am Pat Forde. I can do nothing and I know very little, so I am an ESPN sports journalist. "Journalist" ha ha ha. I bash sports figures for a living. In other words, I observe people who actually know something and do something productive, and I point out their imperfections. It is virtually impossible for me to fail because my job requires little effort and no skill. ESPN pays me way more than I deserve, and I giggle very loudly each time I get a paycheck. I make Heather Dinich's writing seem like a cross between that of Ernest Hemingway, Upton Sinclair and Howard Cosell. If writing was food, my average article would be like a half-eaten chicken nugget resting on top of a Sanford Stadium urinal cake during halftime of the LSU game. I find it hilarious that I am employed. I just wish I could also get paid to write about how bad I am at my job because that would be even easier.

 

[yellowandnaked]

I am Pat Forde. I can do nothing and I know very little, so I am an ESPN sports journalist. "Journalist" ha ha ha. I bash sports figures for a living. In other words, I observe people who actually know something and do something productive, and I point out their imperfections. It is virtually impossible for me to fail because my job requires little effort and no skill. ESPN pays me way more than I deserve, and I giggle very loudly each time I get a paycheck. I make Heather Dinich look like a cross between Ernest Hemingway, Upton Sinclair and Howard Cosell. If writing was food, my average article would be like a half-eaten chicken nugget resting on top of a Sanford Stadium urinal cake during halftime of the LSU game. I find it hilarious that I am employed. I just wish I could also get paid to write about how bad I am at my job because that would be even easier.

Bwaaahahahaha Winner!