Counterpoint: BEEEEEES

[cyptomcat]

https://www.everydayshouldbesaturda...6232734/point-counterpoint-it-just-means-more

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA YOU FOOLS

YOU THINK YOU’RE SAFE

YOU KNOW NOT THE PAIN THAT AWAITS YOU, THE CONSUMING FIRE OF CHAOS, THE STINGING PAIN OF THE UTTERLY PREDICTABLE UNPREDICTABLE

THE ACC BELIEVES IN NOTHING, AND WILL STOP AT NOTHING

DO YOU THINK PAUL JOHNSON GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOUR TRADITIONS

ON THE DAY HE WAS BORN, THE DOCTOR SPANKED PAUL JOHNSON, SO HE HIT THE DOCTOR WITH A PILLOWCASE FULL OF DOORKNOBS

HOW DID A NEWBORN BABY COME OUT WITH A PILLOWCASE FULL OF DOORKNOBS? I’LL TELL YOU HOW, HIS MOTHER WAS A SCRAPPER’S TRUCK

HIS FATHER? YOU GUESSED IT, PAUL JOHNSON. TRAVELED BACK IN TIME BECAUSE HE WANTED TO FIGHT A DODO. GOT LOST AND FELL IN LOVE WITH A TRUCK AND FATHERED HIMSELF.

OH THAT’S AN UNRESOLVABLE PARADOX, YOU SAY? YEAH WELL SO IS UNC FOOTBALL

QUICK, WITHOUT LOOKING, DID UNC WIN TEN GAMES LAST YEAR OR FOUR? NO ONE KNOWS, BECAUSE TO UNDERSTAND UNC FOOTBALL WOULD BE TO STARE INTO THE END OF TIME ITSELF

DANCE, MY APIAN DEARS, DANCE THE DANCE OF DOOM

SO YOU ESCAPED GEORGIA TECH, AND THINK YOU’RE SAFE? THAT’S JUST PART OF THE PLAN. YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE BABY, FOOLISH ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IN A WORLD THAT MAKES SENSE

BEEEEEEEEEEEES

*Disclaimer: we are not da beez, but still.

 

[renegadeagle]

I lol'd

 

[jacket67]

People think CPJ is tough on the media, but he's a charmer compared to some of Bear Bryant's interviews:

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

People think CPJ is tough on the media, but he's a charmer compared to some of Bear Bryant's interviews:

That's sad. He almost made her cry.

 

[WreckRod]

I lol'ed. Especially at "Pitt beat the national champions and then lost to Northwestern in a bowl game. Nothing means anything."

 

[zippyGT]

Needs more mention of GT going 3-0 in the SEC last year

 

[JJacket]

 

[WracerX]

 

[18in32]

I enjoyed "From Alabama all the way down to Florida...", but come on, restraint is the key to surreal humor.

 

[gespacho_the_slender]

The "It just means more" lady has been the albatross for that league. Ever since that campaign started, they've played second fiddle to the ACC.

 

[zippyGT]

The "It just means more" lady has been the albatross for that league. Ever since that campaign started, they've played second fiddle to the ACC.

I don't understand the commercial. Football means more in the SEC because their fans have less of value in their lives outside of football.

You can increase a number by modifying the numerator or the denominator...

 

[LeonardWood]