Dem has me hooked!!

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scatman22

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After some correspondence, I am now a true believer in Demjackets:laugher:! I honestly didn't come on this message board to attack him/her. About 99% of the boards out there are full of you know what and I figured that this was just another one of them. It turns out the Dem and I probably know each other and he/she now has my full endorsement. I like Stingtalk and I apology if it seemed that I attacked the integrity of this board. This is my formal apology.
I look forward to getting to know some of you.
 
I think there are better ways of introducing yourself especially while "getting your feet wet" in a new message board...But as long as you are admitting to being WRONG & have apologized to DEM...then let's move on...
 
scatman steps up. Welcome aboard.

In order to complete your initiation, however, you must complete the quiz.

1. What is the preferred footwear for kicking your Dawg?

2. Identify the object most likely to fly through your window in the unfortunate event you find yourself driving through Athens with your window down.

3. A UGa couple - both human (i.e., neither is a farm animal) - one male and one female find themselves trapped in an elevator. On the floor is a can of Skoal with one dip left. What happens next?

4. A UGa grad is on the can. There is no toilet paper left. Elsewhere in the bathroom is a sheet of sandpaper and his diploma. Is this or is this not a dilemma.

5. A UGa grad has learned that his home is smack in the path of a new highway planned by the Georgia Department of Transportation. What is the simplest solution to this problem?
 
Can I play?

00Burdell said:
scatman steps up. Welcome aboard.

In order to complete your initiation, however, you must complete the quiz.

1. What is the preferred footwear for kicking your Dawg? a hobnail boot (whatever the f that is)

2. Identify the object most likely to fly through your window in the unfortunate event you find yourself driving through Athens with your window down. a diploma or a coed or both

3. A UGa couple - both human (i.e., neither is a farm animal) - one male and one female find themselves trapped in an elevator. On the floor is a can of Skoal with one dip left. What happens next? kissing cousins

4. A UGa grad is on the can. There is no toilet paper left. Elsewhere in the bathroom is a sheet of sandpaper and his diploma. Is this or is this not a dilemma. not a all. Sandpaper has other uses.

5. A UGa grad has learned that his home is smack in the path of a new highway planned by the Georgia Department of Transportation. What is the simplest solution to this problem? Hitch it up to the back of the truck and move it 20 feet.
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Skoal is probably too high-end for most UGA fans. They're Grizzly types, I'm guessing.

I know more about chewing tobacco than I want to, especially since I wouldn't ever use that stuff.
 
Welcome to the board Scat. Glad to see the light has shinned upon you. Dem is the man, we are all humbled by his Jedi like wisdom.
 
gtmann61 said:
Can I play?
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Nice answers GTmann61. However, I dispute your answer to question #4. It is a trick question.

There is no toilet paper left. Elsewhere in the bathroom is a sheet of sandpaper and his diploma.

These sentences are contraditory.
 
ContactBuzz said:
Nice answers GTmann61. However, I dispute your answer to question #4. It is a trick question.

There is no toilet paper left. Elsewhere in the bathroom is a sheet of sandpaper and his diploma.

These sentences are contraditory.
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I agree. It was a trick question, but with a different interpretation. "On the can" and "toilet paper" infer indoor plumbing. It should read "in the outhouse" and "no corn cob." Of course, it's understood that the diploma is still in reach.
 
gtmann61 said:
I agree. It was a trick question, but with a different interpretation. "On the can" and "toilet paper" infer indoor plumbing. It should read "in the outhouse" and "no corn cob." Of course, it's understood that the diploma is still in reach.
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Excellent point about "on the can" inferring indoor plumbing. Even that escaped me.
 
ContactBuzz said:
Nice answers GTmann61. However, I dispute your answer to question #4. It is a trick question.

There is no toilet paper left. Elsewhere in the bathroom is a sheet of sandpaper and his diploma.

These sentences are contraditory.
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Actually it's accurate except one is a BA and the other's a PHD from UGA....
 
scatman22 said:
After some correspondence, I am now a true believer in Demjackets:laugher:! I honestly didn't come on this message board to attack him/her. About 99% of the boards out there are full of you know what and I figured that this was just another one of them. It turns out the Dem and I probably know each other and he/she now has my full endorsement. I like Stingtalk and I apology if it seemed that I attacked the integrity of this board. This is my formal apology.
I look forward to getting to know some of you.
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To say that you jumped in and angered some people would be an understatement. You didn't exactly enamor yourself with everyone right away. lol

And as the recepient of some of your early sarcasm and drivel, apology accepted.

Welcome!
 
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