Did any of yall see the Knowshon Moreno Noise Violation essay?

[beej67]

It's hilarious. Evidently the UGA department of university housing made Knowshon write an essay about noise pollution as part of his punishment for playing music too loud one night, when they greensheeted him or whatever. I've got it in PDF on email, shoot me a PM if you want me to forward it your way. Quality entertainment.

 

[buzztheirazz]

with all the tech experience on this board someone should be able to post this to the board.

 

[gsu_paintballer]

with all the tech experience on this board someone should be able to post this to the board.

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper871/documents/p943507i.pdf

 

[TechinItEasy]

Nothing hilariously wrong with it, although his verbiage/style makes him seem like he's in the 9th grade.

 

[knoxjacket]

How many UGAy grad students did it take to compose that epic?

 

[refrigeratormover]

Nothing hilariously wrong with it, although his verbiage/style makes him seem like he's in the 9th grade.

Are you sure?

 

[TechinItEasy]

Are you sure?

Y a ya...

It was a pretty pitiful essay, and I am positive that Kowshon is not the cream of the crop academically. But how much effort would you put into a similar assignment?

 

[GTKyle]

"To show the responsibility that I have gained over this situation I was recently asked in my room one night after quiet hours if I could do a back flip. My answer to this was yes because I can, but I kindly stated that I would not be able to perform this act at this time because I did not want to disturb my fellow neighbors below and around me."

What a retard. Knowshon Moreno, more like Knobrain Moreno, am I right?

Probably an A- paper at UGA at any rate.

 

[GT1992]

A two page research paper?

Actually, my father was a college business professor and I graded much worse essays from students. In fact, it becomes less about content and more about grammar when the paper becomes unreadable. At least my rants contain some cogent thoughts even if Beej would disagree.

Good find Beej.

 

[yellajacketkid]

Nothing hilariously wrong with it, although his verbiage/style makes him seem like he's in the 9th grade.

I write better than THAT!

 

[ContactBuzz]

It's really not that bad when you consider that he's not taking it very seriously.

When compared to Leonard Pope, Knowshon's piece is easily college-level material.

 

[dressedcheeseside]

Sad to say its pretty much par for the course at most colleges today.

aside: I was actually surprised by the difficulty of my freshman English classes at Tech in '85 and I scored better on the verbal section of the SAT.

 

[refrigeratormover]

Sad to say its pretty much par for the course at most colleges today.

aside: I was actually surprised by the difficulty of my freshman English classes at Tech in '85 and I scored better on the verbal section of the SAT.

Did you have Mrs. Neagle? She was the best.

 

[dressedcheeseside]

Did you have Mrs. Neagle? She was the best.

Mover,
I can't remember the names of the profs I liked, only the ones I hated.:D I must have killed too many brain cells drinkin' at PJ's Nest. Too bad that place is no longer in business, its got the perfect name.:D

 

[gnats67]

Father Richt will accept bad boys.

 

[refrigeratormover]

Ahhhh PJ's, those were definitely good times.

 

[TechSBP]

Someone should check the document's metadata to see whether he wrote it or an U[sic]GA AA tutor did.

 

[JoltinJacket]

Someone should check the document's metadata to see whether he wrote it or an U[sic]GA AA tutor did.

Quoted fo' troof. I'd be surprised if Knowshon had enough sense to even spell his name correctly.

 

[GTfan1985]

Since when is wikipedia a valid source fto site for an essay?

 

[Lee34102]

Another example of "spellcheck" gone bad.