Anyone remember Jenn Sterger (one on the left in that picture) getting an online column for Sports Illustrated? Her story goes something like this: Get boob job => Dress slutty at FSU-Miami game => Catch dirty old man Brent Mustburger's attention on TV => get famous => cash in. Anyway the column was a horrid mix of her shopping experiences, her thoughts on football, and her self absorbtion. Although I'll admit she surpassed my expectations by writing in complete sentences (good copy editor?).
The best thing that ever came of Jenn Sterger (besides the playboy spread) and her ilk was the public online war some Miami blogger started with her and her dad. It may be online still. Its worth reading if you're bored and looking for some snarky humor.