Done with my nominations for my Post of the Year Award...Suggestions for others?

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I have nominated all of the posts that occured this year(2006) that I thought were particularly witty and hilarious. They have all been quoted by me in a reply to the thread which the post was in.
If there are any that any of you feel deserve to be nominated please post them in this thread. Remember they have to have been posted this year(2006).

All of these suggestions need to be made before December 21st. TG's Post of the Year Award will be announced on the night of January 8, 2007 During the National Championship game. I have not decided how to select the winner but most certainly polls on StinGTalk will be utilized.

TO THE MODS: I know this is slightly off-topic but please don't move it. I am putting this thread here because the football section is the most active. I want as many of people as possible to be involved with this.
 
To avoid confusion, here are the posts that I have already nominated:

GT65_UGA89:
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GT65_UGA89 said:
Scenario when PW walks his dog in the neighborhood:

Neighbor: From his front porch, "Hey, get your dog out of my front yard!"

P-Watch: Looks down at his dog, a slim cigar clutched between his teeth (ala Clint Eastwood in 'A Fistful of Dollars') glances up towards his neighbor, reaches into his inner coat pocket...

Neighbor: Shaking where he stands, "Uh, that's ok Mr. PocketWatch, my yard needs the fertilizer anyway...goodnight", runs into his house and slams the front door shut. :biglaugha:
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GT65_UGA89 said:
The mismanagement of one's Johnson can lead to 18 years of monthly payments.
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JTS:
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JTS said:
Stateline and Bilbo finally tied the knot in an impromptu ceremony after the UVA game. While travelling abroad on their honeymoon it has been difficult for Stateline to find internet time. When he does find time, he's mainly posting on the Cowboy's board about how Bilbo is the best QB on team and would be starting if not for a NFL-wide, Gailey-based conspiracy against him.
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JTS said:
Might I suggest letting the first person you see kick you in the nads as hard as they can instead? It's less painful and won't take as long.
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76tornados:
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76tornados said:
Yeah I got a little drunk. Who won that one anyway? Did CU dominate? Let me tell you though, I layed the smackdown on a case of Miller Lite. Execution was flawless.:laugher:
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JJacket:
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JJacket said:
Bunger, You really need to step back and see how much of a moron you are. You are pretty pompus and unlikable - which I'm sure translates from this board into your real life.

A few things about your life that I am sure of.

After having your 2 minutes of sex with your wife, she probably gets a full pompus rundown of how great you were and how you had told her how great you were gonna be and your prediction turned out to be true. Undoubtedly, she thinks the guy that shows up at your house about 20 minutes after you leave to go to work is much better.

I'm sure when you took the SAT, you found some sad sack to hold up your 1250 to as an example of your superior intellect.

I'm sure that your UGAg coworkers pick on you so you have a plan. You play the facade - as you do here - of being the all knowing Bunger. Telling them that you knew we were gonna lose the game. Telling them that you WANTED BADLY for GT to lose the game. Your large brain and small nuts are then spared from being picked on by those mean ol' dawgies because you TOLD them you wanted us to lose - therefore you got EXACTLY what you wanted - a TECH loss. Satisfaction is the all knowing Bungers.

You are a pathetic little attention whoreing chicken choking weasel.
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pocket_watch:
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pocket_watch said:
Not too much, at least in terms of conventional weaponry. ;)
  • A little .32 semi that my wife carries while walking the dogs
  • My Pop's Colt long barrel .38 he carried as a Detective for Southern RR in the '20s. (He was a bad, bad man when he wasn't a southern gospel singer)
  • His bird gun, an old Remington 12 gauge
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mm42:
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mm42 said:
Gutsy and boneheaded are not mutually exclusive. Running directly into a brick wall at full speed is not necessarily wise, but it is most certainly gutsy.
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wilmoo:
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wilmoo said:
Nothing wrong at all -- some of the best fudge packers work at Hershey's--and they aren't necessarily GAY.
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Congratulations!!:biggthumpup:
 
Thought I would bring this up again. So everyone can nominate a post which they feel is worthy of the Post of the Year Award.
 
Come on someone surely must have posted something that one of you guys found downright hilarious.
 
I thought GT65_UGA89 was damn funny. :1orglaugh:

Does this close out the voting? Did I win? What did I win? How about I get to choose the starting QB in the Gator Bowl and oversee the offense. I will need an offensive coordinator because I do like to delegate duties. Any takers for the job?
 
ramblinwise1 said:
I can't believe noone nominated a rw1 post.
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Since I have only been here since August, I only know of posts since then. RW1 if you feel like you posted something witty, please reply to this thread the exact quote of what you said.
 
GT65_UGA89 said:
I thought GT65_UGA89 was damn funny. :1orglaugh:

Does this close out the voting? Did I win? What did I win? How about I get to choose the starting QB in the Gator Bowl and oversee the offense. I will need an offensive coordinator because I do like to delegate duties. Any takers for the job?
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Nobody has won yet this thread is open to user nominations until December 20th. At that date I will review them and eliminate some and then the final quotes I have chosen will be put in a poll and the board by voting will choose the winner.
BTW GT65_UGA89, I volunteer for offensive coordinator. My skills in NCAA 07 need to be put to the test in real life!
 
Is there a worst post of the year award? Like a Rasie but for posts, because if there is nothing would top Lawbee's jewel entitled "When 51-7 is not a blowout" from about 9/25/05 after the VPI game last year. I searched for it but his previous messages only go back to 10-18-2005. I am telling you that post was the "if the glove didn't fit you must acquit" of Stingtalk. Truly a craptastic Karl Rove-like work of art to be worshipped by generations.
 
GTYellowJacket12 said:
Is there a worst post of the year award? Like a Rasie but for posts, because if there is nothing would top Lawbee's jewel entitled "When 51-7 is not a blowout" from about 9/25/05 after the VPI game last year. I searched for it but his previous messages only go back to 10-18-2005. I am telling you that post was the "if the glove didn't fit you must acquit" of Stingtalk. Truly a craptastic Karl Rove-like work of art to be worshipped by generations.
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Ha, I support Chan, but that sounds like Stingtalk's very own Chewbacca Defense.
 
GTYellowJacket12 said:
Is there a worst post of the year award? Like a Rasie but for posts, because if there is nothing would top Lawbee's jewel entitled "When 51-7 is not a blowout" from about 9/25/05 after the VPI game last year. I searched for it but his previous messages only go back to 10-18-2005. I am telling you that post was the "if the glove didn't fit you must acquit" of Stingtalk. Truly a craptastic Karl Rove-like work of art to be worshipped by generations.
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I found it. But I am only linking it here because you requested, because I happen to agree with a lot of what law_bee posts.

Here it is: http://www.stingtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16515&highlight=51-7+blowout
 
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