MARK DANTONIO WITH AN AXE. Seriously, Mark Dantonio
should never, ever dress up like this, because the nightmare fuel is strong, abundant, and eerily appropriate with him. He's so high up on our list of "coaches who might be serial killers" along with the following:
- Gary Pinkel
- Randy Shannon
- Danny Hope
- Paul Johnson (wouldn't give a **** if you knew)
