Excreting MBS

The first plate in our for coarse meal was the meat and potatoes of the offensive line. Their pushing Tennessee's defensive front down the field was clearly fueled by protein and starch. Next we had the omelettes and pancakes of an offensive backfield that flipped the ball around at will. The hearty vegetable was a sautéed asparagus that could punt the ball down the field. Then we had the sticky cheese toast of a defense that forced more punts than we've seen before. The sweet pecan pie for dessert was made from the rich caramel of a quarterback who looks like the second coming of JT5 and the crunchy nuts of a B-Back who may surpass the previous greats at that position. Washed it all down with the Diet Coke of TOP for a satisfying meal of victory.

Afterwards we guzzled the syrup of ipecac that was our kicking game and forcefully excreted our victory all over the new Mercedes turf.

Jacket Heart
 
DressCheeseSideSeaboard said:
The first plate in our for coarse meal was the meat and potatoes of the offensive line. Their pushing Tennessee's defensive front down the field was clearly fueled by protein and starch. Next we had the omelettes and pancakes of an offensive backfield that flipped the ball around at will. The hearty vegetable was a sautéed asparagus that could punt the ball down the field. Then we had the sticky cheese toast of a defense that forced more punts than we've seen before. The sweet pecan pie for dessert was made from the rich caramel of a quarterback who looks like the second coming of JT5 and the crunchy nuts of a B-Back who may surpass the previous greats at that position. Washed it all down with the Diet Coke of TOP for a satisfying meal of victory.

Afterwards we guzzled the syrup of ipecac that was our kicking game and forcefully excreted our victory all over the new Mercedes turf.

Jacket Heart
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That's good, but I expect his little fingers are typing up a missive as we speak that addresses the team's current efforts to rid their bodies of the Chick fil a sammiches and unlimited soda refills and such that held the team back at MBS and move on to the meat and potatoes of the schedule.
 
coit said:
That's good, but I expect his little fingers are typing up a missive as we speak that addresses the team's current efforts to rid their bodies of the Chick fil a sammiches and unlimited soda refills and such that held the team back at MBS and move on to the meat and potatoes of the schedule.
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But will it be a for or five course meal?
 
I'm thinking that it was a Coke Zero of TOP . . .
 
Does MBS utilize piss troughs which have been recognized by the WPTO as the greatest invention of the 2nd Millennium?
 
RamblinWreck09 said:
Does MBS utilize piss troughs which have been recognized by the WPTO as the greatest invention of the 2nd Millennium?
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DressCheeseSideSeaboard said:
And öööö you waterless urinals. You ööööing stink and don't belong in a stadium. Too much beer for your weak öööö.

/drunken rant
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