F$U wants to hire Spurrier.....

Another good one on FSU:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52822


Florida State University To Phase Out Academic Operations By 2010

September 14, 2006 | Onion Sports

SARASOTA, FL—Bowing to pressure from alumni, students, and a majority of teaching professors of Florida State University, athletic director Dave Hart Jr. announced yesterday that FSU would completely phase out all academic operations by the end of the 2010 school year in order to make athletics the school's No. 1 priority. "It's been clear for a while that Florida State's mission is to provide the young men and women enrolled here with a world-class football program, and this is the best way to cut the fat and really focus on making us No. 1 every year," Hart said. "While it's certainly possible for an academic subsidiary to bring a certain amount of prestige to an athletic program, the national polls have made it that our non-athletic operations have become a major distraction." FSU's restructuring program will begin with the elimination of the College of Arts and Sciences, effective October 15.
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It is hilarious reading the F$U boards over at Rivals. It is one giant meltdown with everyone saying that they won't go to or watch another Semenhole game until Jeff Bowden/Bobby Bowden is axed. What a bunch of fair weather fans. Same thing is going on on the scUM boards. Great Saturday: GT wins, the Gators win, F$U loses, and scUM is humiliated, I can't remember a Saturday ever being this good.
 
TechGator1066 said:
It is hilarious reading the F$U boards over at Rivals. It is one giant meltdown with everyone saying that they won't go to or watch another Semenhole game until Jeff Bowden/Bobby Bowden is axed. What a bunch of fair weather fans. Same thing is going on on the scUM boards. Great Saturday: GT wins, the Gators win, F$U loses, and scUM is humiliated, I can't remember a Saturday ever being this good.
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Well, UGA didn't lose. Guess you can't have everything in life.
 
floridajacket said:
Well, UGA didn't lose. Guess you can't have everything in life.
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Yeah, that is true, that would be the perfect day. I can't remember the last time when UGAy lost, F$U lost, scUM lost, GT won, and UF won, it might have never happened. Does anybody know if that has ever happened?
 
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